MAI BAND
The Lizards Stats
Formed:
29th June 2005
Split:
27th December 2010
Best Album:
'Zingiest Riffled Agios Assoiled Ryokans Obsessor' 8/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Glooming Dyads Fishline Flatlong' 7/10 in the NME
Records Sold:
3,261,752 in total (1,642,456 albums, 1,619,296 singles).
Reputation:
NME band
Groupies:
To call richard_am a slag is akin to calling Robert Mugabe a cunt with slight mental problems.
OtherAfter a thorough investigation by the United Nations, The Lizards were found to be in breach of a number
of fundemental human rights laws through the release of the unrepentably bad 'Fanjets Conduces Hilliest'.
The Lizards Member Profiles
next4exits
next4exits's deadpan vocal delivery is reverred by most of the bands hardcore fans but is acknowledged by very few in the musical industry.
joruri
joruri is technically gifted but lacks the creativity and originality of cult heroes like Hendrix and Satriani.
julie_jubz
Aggressive, passionate and erratic. Three words which sum up julie_jubz as a whole.
himichan
himichan is a solid live performer but fails to add anything too significant to the bands dynamics.
darkfreakoid
If darkfreakoid steps up the practice a little bit by limiting the amount of time that their finger remains up their asshole they have a chance of becoming a capable musician.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
21
Bough Ataghans Hardpans Bummed
Aug 2005
16
Shoot Chariots Pranging Thyreoid Cress Auditive
Oct 2005
12
Vitta Dink Fuci Strep Infuser
Nov 2005
8
Glooming Dyads Fishline Flatlong
Feb 2006
5
Livid Cryotron
Dec 2006
2
Whooshed Cochlear
Feb 2007
1
Dayside Wives Tinworks Ektexine Bethel
Apr 2007
2
Eruption Cygnets Scored
Mar 2008
2
Snippety
May 2008
1
Hake
May 2008
2
Fathomed Nark Larrups Fenland Seders
Aug 2009
2
Fanjets Conduces Hilliest
Sep 2009
8
Zoarial Unstated Hulloa Summon Propel Donniker
Dec 2009
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
28
Zingiest Riffled Agios Assoiled Ryokans Obsessor
Jun 2005
N/A
Shh Jemmies Prunelle
Nov 2006
2
Gigglers Basing
Jan 2008
2
Peacing Oration
May 2009
northern ireland's worst
My band is awesome. *shoves finger up her ass*