dnd very scary
Yeah...so where to start...where to start.....So, it was around 4 o clock, i had just stepped out the shower, Put on a pair of boxers. And found myself playin Morrowind on the xbox. When suddenly...theres a knock at my door....Wow...phil...great...so i went to put some pants on. Opened the door and phil comes in. He says unto me " Dnd meet...in 1 hour...zebs house" I say rightio. Then i have to run around...and get all my stuff ready. THen i figure something horrible out. Chris has like...most of my books. Oh well i will have to do without. So went with phil to zebs. Got there...it was dinner time, ate spahghetti, yum. Finished making my character. THen zeb told me to roll percents for my character mods. He was using the Mutation mod, and intelligent weapon mod. Oh fun fun. So i rolled. my mutatuion turned out to be a thrid eye...AWESOME...it came with +2 int mod with it....ohhhhh yeah. But it had to have a flaw. And oh yes...this is one horrible flaw....NECROPHELIA!!!!! Yes...my gnome was a necropheliac....GREEEEAAAAATTTTTT. Oh well it turned out i had more sex than actually combat. Yeah...NOW FOR PHIL. He was playing a cleric...his cleric was black...his mutation flaw....a phobia for black people. But his mutation...was..non other than....IMMORTALITY....very very nice. We also had a drug dealer in our campaign...how lovely.
now for weapons. First off...mine...I did a ton of rolling for this one. And what i got was..... A +5 Holy Dagger with flaming burst and when i held it out infront of me. It would make me invisible, annnndddddd it would detect any secret doors in my vicinity. But there were also flaws. I had to eat twice as much to use it...and everyday. I had to sacrifice 100gp wurth the items a day. AND IT TALKED....yeah. Phil got a mace...but rollled badly and it was a mace colored of the rainbow...and looked like a penis. Yep...thats about it.
now for weapons. First off...mine...I did a ton of rolling for this one. And what i got was..... A +5 Holy Dagger with flaming burst and when i held it out infront of me. It would make me invisible, annnndddddd it would detect any secret doors in my vicinity. But there were also flaws. I had to eat twice as much to use it...and everyday. I had to sacrifice 100gp wurth the items a day. AND IT TALKED....yeah. Phil got a mace...but rollled badly and it was a mace colored of the rainbow...and looked like a penis. Yep...thats about it.