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God damn. God fucking damn.
Stupid shitty Drama portion of the course, I don't even know what I'm going to do with THAT part of the degree, I'm glad I'm mainly doing English. At least THATS credible.
Gotta vent about the main bit of Drama that I'm doing. Community Project. We had to find a state institution, like a school, prison, asylum, hospital, stuff like that to do a workshop in. Remember in primary school where you had people come in to work with you on acting and activities? Yeah, its like that. The group I'm in, fantastic people all of them, decided to work in a school, as that was the only option that wouldn't lead to us trying to get Hannibal Lecter to pretend to be a tree.
So we got a class of 8 year olds, all the way over in Balham to work with. First session yesterday went well, work based on the Wizard of Oz, which they were reading. I got to be a Goblin, the kids did what they were told, and shizzle like that.
We went back today, and I don't know if they were given sugar for dinner or what, but we could not get the little shitstains to shut up. They were rolling around on the floor, shouting, trying to take control, all that kind of shit. The worst thing is, they think they're helping us by doing it. Little bastards all of them, especially one ginger kid, GO CLIMB A WALL OF DICKS, GINGER KID, I DON'T LIKE YOU, SHUT UP AND STOP ATTENTION SEEKING. I DON'T CARE IF YOU WANT TO BE AN OZIAN GUARD. I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK WE SHOULD PLAY BULLDOG. I DON'T CARE IF YOU LIKE FEELING UP THE OTHER MEMBERS OF OUR GROUP. I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE A CHOCOLATE BROWNIE FOR LUNCH, IN FACT I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON IT JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
Thats another thing, because its a Catholic school, we aren't allowed to blaspheme, let alone swear, and our patience was pushed to its limits today. I hate kids.
If this was too long: Don't get pregnant, you'd only be bringing more horrible children into the world.
Also, Youtubes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SraUpcJfqw
Look for me at 00:47 with the '$cientology Kills' sign. Fuck yeah.
Stupid shitty Drama portion of the course, I don't even know what I'm going to do with THAT part of the degree, I'm glad I'm mainly doing English. At least THATS credible.
Gotta vent about the main bit of Drama that I'm doing. Community Project. We had to find a state institution, like a school, prison, asylum, hospital, stuff like that to do a workshop in. Remember in primary school where you had people come in to work with you on acting and activities? Yeah, its like that. The group I'm in, fantastic people all of them, decided to work in a school, as that was the only option that wouldn't lead to us trying to get Hannibal Lecter to pretend to be a tree.
So we got a class of 8 year olds, all the way over in Balham to work with. First session yesterday went well, work based on the Wizard of Oz, which they were reading. I got to be a Goblin, the kids did what they were told, and shizzle like that.
We went back today, and I don't know if they were given sugar for dinner or what, but we could not get the little shitstains to shut up. They were rolling around on the floor, shouting, trying to take control, all that kind of shit. The worst thing is, they think they're helping us by doing it. Little bastards all of them, especially one ginger kid, GO CLIMB A WALL OF DICKS, GINGER KID, I DON'T LIKE YOU, SHUT UP AND STOP ATTENTION SEEKING. I DON'T CARE IF YOU WANT TO BE AN OZIAN GUARD. I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK WE SHOULD PLAY BULLDOG. I DON'T CARE IF YOU LIKE FEELING UP THE OTHER MEMBERS OF OUR GROUP. I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE A CHOCOLATE BROWNIE FOR LUNCH, IN FACT I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON IT JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
Thats another thing, because its a Catholic school, we aren't allowed to blaspheme, let alone swear, and our patience was pushed to its limits today. I hate kids.
If this was too long: Don't get pregnant, you'd only be bringing more horrible children into the world.
Also, Youtubes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SraUpcJfqw
Look for me at 00:47 with the '$cientology Kills' sign. Fuck yeah.