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darkfaery

marijuana makes me feel like a porn star.

Jul 15, 2003 16:39

sunday jade (vanima_elemiire) and i went to wonderland. we went on almost every ride. we got called lesbians and got stalked by a bunch of red and yellow jumpers, who we later saw rowing on the water with brooms as paddles. i wished we became friends with them when i saw that. we were rebellious and threw donuts and serviettes off of the zodiac. we are going back ( Read more... )

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vanima_elemiire July 15 2003, 01:08:24 UTC

You must stop all of this worrying Alia. Do not even think about this fridge-like freezer shaped filth. DOWN with the games. DOWN with the Duke Nukems. No more nightmares about phone sex & slanted beady eye bashing! No more manga drawings or FILA shoes ruining my chances of becoming #1 in graphic design or visiual arts.
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE WITH A FUCKING PEN GUN THEN LEAVE YOUR PASSPORT AS A TOKEN OF YOUR LOVE & STUPIDITY.
Throoooow yourself down those damn stairs before I am forced to touch yo' yellow bellied BLACK snaked bull dog headed but I'm only fucking 15 years old but/im only fucking *thrust* a child puffed up layer upon layer of black slips X wanna be ballsack of a cat eating self. By the way when did I hump your ass? Down with this mind fucking yes no yes no yes no I like your smile but only when it's wrapped around my cock shiiiiiiaaaaaaaat!

You son of a bitch...
You shot me in the ass.
HEIL JADE!

Re: darkfaery July 15 2003, 01:13:38 UTC

that was the best comment ever. you are the next hitler.

remember monday morning you were next to the wall so you climbed over me and ended up humping my ass?

vanima_elemiire July 15 2003, 01:17:03 UTC

You my little palestine number 9 will help me defeat our enemies. The swej.

OOOOOHHH yeah, I ended up riding you actually.

Re: darkfaery July 15 2003, 01:24:33 UTC

she's german and i'm palestinian, we fell in love because of our hatred.

*whispers* ride me

vanima_elemiire July 15 2003, 01:27:10 UTC

My name is Moses, the name alone should make you want to come into the bushes & fuck me.
BTW I have porno.

Re: darkfaery July 15 2003, 01:28:04 UTC

guys have BALLS.

vanima_elemiire July 15 2003, 01:35:35 UTC

And we have taco's.

Re: darkfaery July 15 2003, 02:29:56 UTC

fish tacos.

vanima_elemiire July 15 2003, 02:38:10 UTC

Push me and then just touch me so i can get my satisfaction (mum is singing it).

This could have been us today.....

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Re: darkfaery July 15 2003, 03:09:51 UTC

i forgot to write about the cassowary and emu and swans and oh...how every bird in the world is against us

vanima_elemiire July 15 2003, 03:11:11 UTC

And my love..
William Wallace.

Re: darkfaery July 15 2003, 03:12:03 UTC

with his magic running shoes

gay_gadget July 15 2003, 06:52:42 UTC

People in my communities describe me as Hitler.

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