#everythingisruinedforever
So this isn't getting fleshed out or further dignified, since the mood's passed, but I amuse myself easily. It was to be a thin excuse to make reprehensible, punny horticultural come-ons. We all knew the day would come. This is all I ended up writing, though.
JAIDA: Woke up next to a convict with jaundice this morning. He drove me to school in his kidnapping van. #notasbadasitsounds #callme
CliffNotes: @Jaida convict? u mean ur dad?
JAIDA: @CliffNotes Oh, give him a clever username and he thinks he's Oscar fucking Wilde. #wildelyinaccurate
Psyprian: @JAIDA Oh, don't mind me. Please, pun away. I wasn't using those brain cells, anyway.
JAIDA: Brain cells, @Psyprian? You're such a kidder.
Psyprian: Spent the day staring at trees in the garden.
Psyprian: If human/tree trends, it's not a new kink of LotR fandom. Neighbors leery of anyone younger than 90 shouting at kids to get off their lawn.
SORENSEN: @Psyprian You can be my entwife any day. I love it when you talk horticulture, baby. #andthatishowtreesaremade
Psyprian: @SORENSEN #uppingtheent-e
JAIDA: @Psyprian I HOPE THAT PUN HURT YOU.
JAIDA: @Psyprian I HOPE THAT HURT YOU IN A PLACE YOU MIGHT OTHERWISE ONE DAY USE TO CREATE EVEN MORE OF YOU.
Psyprian: @JAIDA #allbarkandnobite
JAIDA: Woke up next to a convict with jaundice this morning. He drove me to school in his kidnapping van. #notasbadasitsounds #callme
CliffNotes: @Jaida convict? u mean ur dad?
JAIDA: @CliffNotes Oh, give him a clever username and he thinks he's Oscar fucking Wilde. #wildelyinaccurate
Psyprian: @JAIDA Oh, don't mind me. Please, pun away. I wasn't using those brain cells, anyway.
JAIDA: Brain cells, @Psyprian? You're such a kidder.
Psyprian: Spent the day staring at trees in the garden.
Psyprian: If human/tree trends, it's not a new kink of LotR fandom. Neighbors leery of anyone younger than 90 shouting at kids to get off their lawn.
SORENSEN: @Psyprian You can be my entwife any day. I love it when you talk horticulture, baby. #andthatishowtreesaremade
Psyprian: @SORENSEN #uppingtheent-e
JAIDA: @Psyprian I HOPE THAT PUN HURT YOU.
JAIDA: @Psyprian I HOPE THAT HURT YOU IN A PLACE YOU MIGHT OTHERWISE ONE DAY USE TO CREATE EVEN MORE OF YOU.
Psyprian: @JAIDA #allbarkandnobite