EVERYTHING IS ASUKO AND NOTHING HURTS
1: A quick plea to the flist - please, pleeeeease be careful with CYHMH spoilers. I've been saving up the last few eps to marathon them all in one go, and despite my hopes for a happy ending I'm still half-expecting some crazy last-minute tragedy. If my flist suddenly suddenly erupts in "NOOOOOOOOO" and "FAIL!" then it's pretty obvious which way the pendulum swung.
(The optimist in me is hoping that the trio will say "fuck it" and live out their days in polyamorous faux-incestuous bliss. I CAN DREAM, RIGHT?)
2: I did manage to finish Samurai Sentai Shinkenger, which left a giant hole in my heart because I wasn't ready for it to be over. ;________;
3: I also finished Asuko March, and...
IT WAS PERFECT.
I TOTALLY TEARED UP. I DON'T EVEN CARE. OH MY PERFECT LITTLE WOOBIES, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GROW UP? WHY COULDN'T YOU STAY IN ADORABLE AWKWARD TEENAGERDOM FOREVER?
On the relationship front, it was seriously everything I wanted it to be. Like, I could not have penned it better if I tried. (Well, maybe I would've included more makeouts, but still. LET US COUNT THE WAYS IT WAS PERFECT.)
Implied Aruto/Nao OTP!
Nao/Momo femslash friendship! YESSSSSS!
Nao and Hirose both going into mechanics! I see lots of bonding and BFFness in the future. \o/
LOL AT TAKEUCHI'S NOT-QUITE-CONFESSION. HER FACE! It's officially canon that everyone is in love with Nao and she could claim them as a harem at any time.
...well, except for Desperate Dude, who's experienced a gay awakening and would rather have Tamaki. A++++ WOULD CRACK THE FUCK UP AGAIN.
Even Tamaki didn't get his heart broken, not really, since you know Yoshino will still get Determined and take on projects that leave her working late into the night, and GUESS WHO'S IN NIGHT SCHOOL NOW? They have a whole future ahead of them.
"Instead of enjoying these moments of boys chasing and fighting over you... do you want me to tell you another way to do it?"
"What is it?"
"Try to go out with them both."
"What?!"
I LITERALLY CHOKED ON MY GUM. LITERALLY. ASUKO MARCH: SO DAMN SHIPPY IT MIGHT BLOCK YOUR AIRWAYS AND KILL YOU.
In my head, Tamaki's factory re-opens with the power of the Asuko boys, who find gainful employment there after graduation. They're funded by Aruto's successful acting career (and the civil suit he wins against his stalker) and supported by Nao, who keeps an eye on things as she pursues a college education in business management. Momo discovers feminism and becomes a lawyer. Also, Hirose and Takeuchi go into business together just because I think that's an odd couple waiting to happen.
THIS IS MY CANON AND I'M STICKING TO IT.
(The optimist in me is hoping that the trio will say "fuck it" and live out their days in polyamorous faux-incestuous bliss. I CAN DREAM, RIGHT?)
2: I did manage to finish Samurai Sentai Shinkenger, which left a giant hole in my heart because I wasn't ready for it to be over. ;________;
3: I also finished Asuko March, and...
IT WAS PERFECT.
I TOTALLY TEARED UP. I DON'T EVEN CARE. OH MY PERFECT LITTLE WOOBIES, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GROW UP? WHY COULDN'T YOU STAY IN ADORABLE AWKWARD TEENAGERDOM FOREVER?
On the relationship front, it was seriously everything I wanted it to be. Like, I could not have penned it better if I tried. (Well, maybe I would've included more makeouts, but still. LET US COUNT THE WAYS IT WAS PERFECT.)
Implied Aruto/Nao OTP!
Nao/Momo femslash friendship! YESSSSSS!
Nao and Hirose both going into mechanics! I see lots of bonding and BFFness in the future. \o/
LOL AT TAKEUCHI'S NOT-QUITE-CONFESSION. HER FACE! It's officially canon that everyone is in love with Nao and she could claim them as a harem at any time.
...well, except for Desperate Dude, who's experienced a gay awakening and would rather have Tamaki. A++++ WOULD CRACK THE FUCK UP AGAIN.
Even Tamaki didn't get his heart broken, not really, since you know Yoshino will still get Determined and take on projects that leave her working late into the night, and GUESS WHO'S IN NIGHT SCHOOL NOW? They have a whole future ahead of them.
"Instead of enjoying these moments of boys chasing and fighting over you... do you want me to tell you another way to do it?"
"What is it?"
"Try to go out with them both."
"What?!"
I LITERALLY CHOKED ON MY GUM. LITERALLY. ASUKO MARCH: SO DAMN SHIPPY IT MIGHT BLOCK YOUR AIRWAYS AND KILL YOU.
In my head, Tamaki's factory re-opens with the power of the Asuko boys, who find gainful employment there after graduation. They're funded by Aruto's successful acting career (and the civil suit he wins against his stalker) and supported by Nao, who keeps an eye on things as she pursues a college education in business management. Momo discovers feminism and becomes a lawyer. Also, Hirose and Takeuchi go into business together just because I think that's an odd couple waiting to happen.
THIS IS MY CANON AND I'M STICKING TO IT.