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Joker ep 2 subs! \o/
"The law can't bring me to justice."
"That's why I will instead."
We start with a chase to catch the bad guy...
Except Date gets a LEG CRAMP and almost falls over, wheezing and clutching his leg. HAHAHAHAHA.
TIME FOR SUPER ASUKA!
She grabs and single-handedly ninjas him into submission, except... SHE DROPS HER HANDCUFFS DURING THE ARREST. ROFLLLLL. The guy makes his escape.
WHAT AN INTENSE DUO OF CRIMEFIGHTERS!
The tireless protectors of Japan.
Seriously, their comedy act is amazing. I could watch an hour of just them going back and forth.
Kudo most definitely has a crush on Asuka, because he keeps touching her and smiling at her and giving her drinks in beakers.
I guess it's romantic when you're a CSI tech trying to woo an investigator who spends all her time around dead bodies and murderers...
"Isn't wiretapping illegal?" Asuka asks.
"Well, it was already a crime when we broke into his office," Kudo says.
LMAO LMAO LOOK AT HIS SKEEVY FUCKING SMILES.
Suspect: "I killed ten innocent senior citizens!!!"
Kudo: *GRIN*
THEN HE STALKS THE KILLERS AND ILLEGALLY RECORDS THEM SOME MORE. WHOOOO'S PEEKING AROUND THE CORNER? WHY, IT'S KUDO THE CREEPER!
Asuka is upset because she thinks she drove the suspect to suicide. Date is pretty much like "yeah, it's your fault for fucking wiretapping him, what the fuck."
But Asuka won't be sad for long, not with HER OWN PERSONAL CREEPER around every corner, every door, every window! Awww!
Kudo anonymously drops his stalker tape on Date's desk, then wanders in ~~totally random~~ while they watch it, offering helpful comments like "so this proves it wasn't Asuka-chan's fault!"
You're so creepy it's almost sweet, creeper.
UNF.
DATE BEING HOT AND SEXY AND GORGEOUS... DURING... UM... MURDER TIME.
AND THIS IS WHERE I SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER.
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Random thoughts:
When I watched this raw, I assumed Kudo wanted to team up with Date. BUT THEN HE WAS LIKE "I'LL EXPOSE WHO HE REALLY IS." So will he be joining Date in his hunting or is this something more like blackmail???
Ryo (girl Ryo) totally knows. Or at least suspects.
I think vigilantism is almost a duty for Date. He doesn't seem to take much pleasure in his murders -- in fact, he seemed really disappointed in himself when he failed to get a confession, like he was hoping really hard for a legal arrest. And then he was all "I'm just like you, a criminal who escaped justice" to his eventual victim. I'm thinking he's pretty torn up and guilt-ridden and would rather not kill anybody at all, but he can't stop the feeling that he needs to atone (in his mind) for getting his parents killed?
Asuka's brother died in a murder investigation. He was Date's partner. What if he was dirty and Date killed him?
"The law can't bring me to justice."
"That's why I will instead."
We start with a chase to catch the bad guy...
Except Date gets a LEG CRAMP and almost falls over, wheezing and clutching his leg. HAHAHAHAHA.
TIME FOR SUPER ASUKA!
She grabs and single-handedly ninjas him into submission, except... SHE DROPS HER HANDCUFFS DURING THE ARREST. ROFLLLLL. The guy makes his escape.
WHAT AN INTENSE DUO OF CRIMEFIGHTERS!
The tireless protectors of Japan.
Seriously, their comedy act is amazing. I could watch an hour of just them going back and forth.
Kudo most definitely has a crush on Asuka, because he keeps touching her and smiling at her and giving her drinks in beakers.
I guess it's romantic when you're a CSI tech trying to woo an investigator who spends all her time around dead bodies and murderers...
"Isn't wiretapping illegal?" Asuka asks.
"Well, it was already a crime when we broke into his office," Kudo says.
LMAO LMAO LOOK AT HIS SKEEVY FUCKING SMILES.
Suspect: "I killed ten innocent senior citizens!!!"
Kudo: *GRIN*
THEN HE STALKS THE KILLERS AND ILLEGALLY RECORDS THEM SOME MORE. WHOOOO'S PEEKING AROUND THE CORNER? WHY, IT'S KUDO THE CREEPER!
Asuka is upset because she thinks she drove the suspect to suicide. Date is pretty much like "yeah, it's your fault for fucking wiretapping him, what the fuck."
But Asuka won't be sad for long, not with HER OWN PERSONAL CREEPER around every corner, every door, every window! Awww!
Kudo anonymously drops his stalker tape on Date's desk, then wanders in ~~totally random~~ while they watch it, offering helpful comments like "so this proves it wasn't Asuka-chan's fault!"
You're so creepy it's almost sweet, creeper.
UNF.
DATE BEING HOT AND SEXY AND GORGEOUS... DURING... UM... MURDER TIME.
AND THIS IS WHERE I SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER.
FSDL;FKJSDLFJASDLFJSDFKLSJDF
Random thoughts: