Swimming is good for you, especially if you're drowning.
THAT SOUND YOU JUST HEARD? MY HEART COULDN'T TAKE THE GLEE ANYMORE AND PHYSICALLY EXPLODED.
HE BOUGHT HER A PONY.
HE BOUGHT HER.
A FUCKING.
PONY.
I want to know -- how the hell did he get it in her office?? I have visions of Jane strolling through headquarters with the pony on a leash, smiling and waving at everyone he passes.
TEAM! Presents! Smiles! I think I even saw a couple from Cho! He must've broken into that champagne before he gave it to Lisbon.
"I keep tabs, trust me."
"And why should we trust you?"
"Uh, it, it's just a phrase, uh, like 'you know.'"
"What do I know?"
"No, uh, you don't know anything -- uh, I'm saying, it's just a thing to say."
"Oh, it's a figure of speech."
"Yeah."
"So we shouldn't trust you, really."
"Yeah. (beat) No!"
BAWLING. JANE, WHEN YOU'RE MEAN IT TASTES LIKE CANDY.
"Screw the cops!"
"Even for a midget villain like yourself, that's an untenable ethical position. Every modern society has some kind of police force. It's like saying screw the public transport system."
Speaking of candy, yes, yes I did rewind this scene a few times.
"We have probable cause, right?" And everyone immediately draws their guns, no further words necessary. TEAM BADASS READY TO GO. This is a show where the ladies are ALWAYS equipped with tasers.
Oh, Jane. Mouthing off to a mafia boss. I love how these things aren't even shocking anymore, and everyone just runs with it. For example, the way my first reaction was "oh, Jane," like he just tiddled on the carpet instead of antagonizing a dangerous and widely-connected criminal.
JANE FACES. AHAHAHAHA.
COOKING. ROLLING UP HIS SLEEVES AND BEING DOMESTIC. This ep was a wet dream for everyone fantasizing about those vests. It's not just me, right?
I kept wondering what he stole! I was rather stunned when he didn't reveal the guy's wallet afterwards.
PS, STILL A FUCKING PONY.
I've also been watching Black and White, which is easily my favorite drama of the season. Except I'm starting to think it was a mistake to pick it up so early -- the wait between episodes is killing me!
I'm shipping Ying Xiong/Chen Lin hard enough to hurt. The phone! The hospital! Drinking five cases of beer together! It's so unfair because I know they're only laying the foundation to break my heart; I can smell Zai Tian/Chen Lin coming a mile away. But damnit, they're so good together. I love how he touched her so gently on the subway and cradled her body close when it was about to crash. "No one's ever rescued me before." The look! It's the best of starcrossed angst -- hardcore mob princess letting down her barriers for the righteous cop slowly coming to grips with his own darkness. I can practically taste the fatal attraction. WHY WON'T THE DRAMA GIVE IT TO ME?
I mean, look at them! Could they be any more awesome?
"THIS TOTALLY DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING by the way your hair smells really nice and I got you a present and pleasepleaselookatmeeeeeee."
WHY SO PRETTY, INTERLOPER?
HE BOUGHT HER A PONY.
HE BOUGHT HER.
A FUCKING.
PONY.
I want to know -- how the hell did he get it in her office?? I have visions of Jane strolling through headquarters with the pony on a leash, smiling and waving at everyone he passes.
TEAM! Presents! Smiles! I think I even saw a couple from Cho! He must've broken into that champagne before he gave it to Lisbon.
"I keep tabs, trust me."
"And why should we trust you?"
"Uh, it, it's just a phrase, uh, like 'you know.'"
"What do I know?"
"No, uh, you don't know anything -- uh, I'm saying, it's just a thing to say."
"Oh, it's a figure of speech."
"Yeah."
"So we shouldn't trust you, really."
"Yeah. (beat) No!"
BAWLING. JANE, WHEN YOU'RE MEAN IT TASTES LIKE CANDY.
"Screw the cops!"
"Even for a midget villain like yourself, that's an untenable ethical position. Every modern society has some kind of police force. It's like saying screw the public transport system."
Speaking of candy, yes, yes I did rewind this scene a few times.
"We have probable cause, right?" And everyone immediately draws their guns, no further words necessary. TEAM BADASS READY TO GO. This is a show where the ladies are ALWAYS equipped with tasers.
Oh, Jane. Mouthing off to a mafia boss. I love how these things aren't even shocking anymore, and everyone just runs with it. For example, the way my first reaction was "oh, Jane," like he just tiddled on the carpet instead of antagonizing a dangerous and widely-connected criminal.
JANE FACES. AHAHAHAHA.
COOKING. ROLLING UP HIS SLEEVES AND BEING DOMESTIC. This ep was a wet dream for everyone fantasizing about those vests. It's not just me, right?
I kept wondering what he stole! I was rather stunned when he didn't reveal the guy's wallet afterwards.
PS, STILL A FUCKING PONY.
I've also been watching Black and White, which is easily my favorite drama of the season. Except I'm starting to think it was a mistake to pick it up so early -- the wait between episodes is killing me!
I'm shipping Ying Xiong/Chen Lin hard enough to hurt. The phone! The hospital! Drinking five cases of beer together! It's so unfair because I know they're only laying the foundation to break my heart; I can smell Zai Tian/Chen Lin coming a mile away. But damnit, they're so good together. I love how he touched her so gently on the subway and cradled her body close when it was about to crash. "No one's ever rescued me before." The look! It's the best of starcrossed angst -- hardcore mob princess letting down her barriers for the righteous cop slowly coming to grips with his own darkness. I can practically taste the fatal attraction. WHY WON'T THE DRAMA GIVE IT TO ME?
I mean, look at them! Could they be any more awesome?
"THIS TOTALLY DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING by the way your hair smells really nice and I got you a present and pleasepleaselookatmeeeeeee."
WHY SO PRETTY, INTERLOPER?