I had amnesia once or twice.
"You're a little older than my usual companions," the Doctor tells Leader.
"Oh," Leader says. He raises his combini bag questioningly. "But I already packed a change of clothes?"
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Leader and the Doctor do a tentacle galaxy.
Leader and the Doctor find a planet where Leader is revered as God.
Leader and the Doctor travel wondrous and unexplored worlds before Leader's presence on the TARDIS causes an unexplained lightning strike to the inner solar dimensional space-time relay lever button key, thereby stranding them in a London 1980s gay pride parade.
Leader gets the Doctor attacked by a monkey.
Leader breaks the sonic screwdriver.
One of Leader's shoes gets vaporized by a Dalek, and he can't replace it because he broke the TARDIS wardrobe.
On the next planet, Leader and the Doctor are entered in a foot race.
Leader is accused of pickpocketing an octopus and gets them banned from an entire solar system. It's discovered later that the missing artifact in question had accidentally fallen into Leader's bag.
Leader has sex with Jack Harkness.
(???)
PROFIT.
"Oh," Leader says. He raises his combini bag questioningly. "But I already packed a change of clothes?"
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