Assassins do it from behind.
TOKIO'S 10TH ANNIVERSARY 2004 CONCERT. Like, a proper concert. With balloons and smoke and confetti explosions and moving platforms and TOKIO gallivanting on stage like retarded well-muscled horses.
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS.
Is this not the cutest guitar ever? eeee!
Taichi, not to be limited by traditional instruments, slings a keyboard over his chest so he can bounce around on stage like the hyperactive spaz he is.
About twenty minutes in Nagase exits stage left, then reappears without pants.
About thirty minutes in (TOKIO sporting Native American fur fringe vests over plaid), the orchestra roadies in the background break into dance.
I also saw girls. I'm sure there's an explanation for this. I-I'm sure.
Mabo is the cutest thing ever when he grins at his crazy bandmates from behind the drums. ♥ ♥
There's no way to say "SNOW COMES OUT DURING DING DONG" without sounding perverted, so there you go.
At one point Nagase spends full minute wandering around stage, completely alone, softly strumming his guitar, pick in his mouth, and I loved every second.
At another, Nagase suddenly looks up, blinks, and points around at the audience with this befuddled look on his face, like "who am I? why am I here? why does that old man with the guitar have a feather in his hat?" I like to think the first batch of drugs wore off.
During one song the audience all released their multicolored penis balloons at the same time, so the air was filled with, well, muticolored penis balloons. *__*
Taichi takes off his shirt in a slow, exaggerated striptease. Then he fondles his own nipples. I'm not making this up.
Whoever says TOKIO isn't slashy or inclined to fanservice? Has obviously never watched them for more than five minutes.
They Actually Play Instruments!:
TOKIO -- Message. ONE DAY I WILL STOP YOUTUBING MEGAVIDDING but seriously, if I tried to cover everything that happened in this dorkfest it'd take up the entire post. Let's just say it starts with Taichi sprawled on his ass, peaks with Nagase and Taichi trying to out-do each other for inappropriate uses of platform poles, and ends with questionable Gussan crotch action while Nagase looks extremely comfortable at his knees.
If you watch that and don't crack up at least once, YOU'RE A CYBORG. ♥ &hearts ♥ ♥ &hearts ♥ ♥ &hearts ♥
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS.
They Actually Play Instruments!:
TOKIO -- Message. ONE DAY I WILL STOP YOUTUBING MEGAVIDDING but seriously, if I tried to cover everything that happened in this dorkfest it'd take up the entire post. Let's just say it starts with Taichi sprawled on his ass, peaks with Nagase and Taichi trying to out-do each other for inappropriate uses of platform poles, and ends with questionable Gussan crotch action while Nagase looks extremely comfortable at his knees.
If you watch that and don't crack up at least once, YOU'RE A CYBORG. ♥ &hearts ♥ ♥ &hearts ♥ ♥ &hearts ♥