I joined a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

Jan 10, 2008 16:35

TOKIO just loves fucking with me, don't they?

1: Today is Gussan's birthday. T-thirty six.
2: Nagase, not content with old age, is shooting for an earlier death.

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guingel has uploaded more behind-the-scenes PV goodness. I'm going to, you know -- enjoy them. BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

Jibun no Tame ni, in which Leader is a woman, TOKIO pretend to be upstanding citizens of the community, and Nakajima freaking Yuto starts my biological clock.



I would take him right there, covered in oil and bent over the hood of a car, and not regret a second.





SO CUTE SO CUTE I WANT BABIES





BEST BIG BROTHER EVER Y/Y



AHHHHHHHH CANNOT TAKE IT



OVARIES EXPLODING



a;dlksjdfklajfsdklfjsdklf OH MY GOD SO DARLING. Once Nagase joked around with him and let him ride on a motocycle Yuto was trailing him like a little shadow, looking up at Nagase from under that pint-sized helmet and insisting "Daijoubu!" a;dfkldfjdf SO FREAKING CUTE.



RECOGNIZE ANYONE?



LOOK CLOSER.



Nagase leads his band in a serious performance.







And tries to have sex with Gussan in full view of the cameras.



DYING



OH GOD HE'S SO SWEET AND GOOFY I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO HAVE FULLY-FORMED PRETEEN CHILDREN WITH NAGASE ♥ ♥



CAN I ADOPT HIM?

YUTO TOO



OKAY LAST ONE I PROMISE



WHERE'D YOUR PRETTY LIPSTICK GO, LEADER

Ashita wo Mezashite is basically thirteen minutes of Gussan in a tank top. I know that's redundant -- when is Gussan ever not in a tank top -- but this goes above and beyond even the arm-whoring I'm used to. He does clap pushups. And then he lounges, manfully, on the concrete, his muscles bare and awe-inspiring, for absolutely no reason at all. Watch the clip if you don't believe me.










OMG HIS NECK IS ALL RED AND BARELY GLISTENING WITH SWEAT



OMG I WANT TO LICK IT OFF



Gussan and Mabo play some strange macho game, and of course Mabo stands no chance.





Gussan is pleased at his crushing manly strength.



Randomly, I'm growing really fond of this hair. It's total idol hair, but it makes Leader look his age! (Which is not actually fifty, you guys!)





Gussan is still hot.



Supremely hot.



And manly.







Several sparkly juniors just spontaneously grew body hair.



oh hay I know that guy



OKAY LOOK. LOOK. DENY LEADER'S FACE ALL YOU WANT, BUT IF THOSE FINGERS WANTED TO TOUCH YOU YOU'D JUMP INTO BED WITH HIM, DON'T EVEN LIE.



Taichi is hardcore.



I love the rounded little ass in those pants as he kicks around a soccer ball. Bend over, baby. Go for the goal.





ZERO TO WTF IN A SECOND FLAT



MY DARLINGS FOREVER AND EV-- jesus Leader's girly waist.

Also, putting this outside the cut because I know some Nagase/Taichi fans -- this is the most bizarre, completely random mating ritual I've ever seen. They mess with each other's mics. Nagase unplugs Taichi's keyboard. Taichi moves Nagase's amp (?). It's so magically third grade.



THEY ARE SO CUTE AND IMMATURE AND THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE WOULD MAKE AMUSING PORN. ♥ ♥

They Actually Play Instruments!:

TOKIO -- Ashita wo Mezashite. Because every Japanese band needs at least one "follow your dreams!! reach for the sky!! buy our shit!!" single. ♥

Have you watched the Gussan clip yet?

do me nagase, mine enemy the birthday, and the grim reaper approaches

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