I saw a sign that said "watch for children." I thought, that's a fair trade.

[darkeyedwolf]

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SEISYuN PV!!I was going to post about it before I realized literally half my caps were Gussan's arms, but everyone should watch for dirty, manly TOKIO toughing up through a strange mix of karate, weapons-building (??) and interpretive dance. And they fight each other a lot. There is manly grappling. And Mabo feeding Nagase. IT'S VERY HETEROSEXUAL

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[pashoshi]

Take me, old man.

Hahahahahaha! Oh, Wolfie, you're doomed.

But anyway, ooh, shiny PV (and shiny arms and random martial arts-y sequences). I can't wait to see the extra stuff that comes with the singles. I wonder if we get to see them fight the machines that rule the world. XD

[darkeyedwolf]

ILANA!!!

*CLINGS*

Personally, I liked the random rain of... bullets? Explosives? And how casually they shrugged it off. Oh, weapons and danger, just another day for Johnny's.

[pashoshi]

My favorite part was when they came out at the beginning with guns (and what my sister informed me when I showed her the PV was a hand-held rocket launcher) and I went "...okay, who decided to give TOKIO guns?" I mean, they look quite nice holding them and have the appropriate muscles and everything, but I'm not sure I'd trust them to handle weapons, let alone save the world...

[darkeyedwolf]

*cracks up* I don't know, it'd be entertaining. Watching Nagase try to light his farts on fire with explosives, maybe Leader could accidentally blow up a wall...

[pashoshi]

Okay, I guess it could be entertaining to watch from a safe distance away. The world would be so very doomed, though, unless Yamaguchi's really good with that rocket launcher...

[darkeyedwolf]

I wonder if he'd have to fire it on a platform, just so it'd hit more than the enemy's ankles. XD

[pashoshi]

Maybe if he has Nagase or Mabo hold it and he can stand up on his toes so he can reach to fire?

I should really not be making fun of people for being short when they're all way taller than me...

[darkeyedwolf]

AHAHAHA and they'd totally hold it higher than he could reach. "Quit it, guys! Guys, that's not funny! (hop)"

How tall are you? *stomps on merrily*

[pashoshi]

And then he would punch them and they'd keel over in pain, because while they may be taller, no one in TOKIO can match those muscles.

...5'2" if you round up?

[darkeyedwolf]

Yamaguchi strikes me as the silent revenge type. Like, you think he laughed it off, then you get out of the shower and can't find your clothes and the nearest costume closet is down a busy hallway.

omg, you're smaller than Ohno!

*runs away very fast*

[pashoshi]

That works too, but I would think that when there are rocket launchers and evil aliens involved, a quicker solution might be necessary. In general, though, I can see that. (Of course, stealing Nagase's clothes might not be much of a revenge, given how much he apparently likes to walk around naked...)

I'm smaller than any debuted JE boy (except not now that there's HSJ, I guess, but close enough). Now do you see why I roll my eyes when people go on about how short Ryo is, given that he's at least 5 inches taller than me?

(Oh, hey, speaking of people being short, did you by any chance watch HSJ on Domoto Kyoudai? I was terribly amused by Koichi talking about how small Yabu used to be only to stand up and be significantly shorter than him, and I figured you're one of the only people I know who would also appreciate that.)

[darkeyedwolf]

Of course, stealing Nagase's clothes might not be much of a revenge, given how much he apparently likes to walk around naked...

Point. Okay, he could steal Leader's clothes. Punish everybody. XD

Being short has its benefits, though! You're the right size to match. The only Japanese guys I'd look right with are... Nagase, Mabo, and maybe Oguri Shun sans horse mask.

a;fdjsf *DIES* NO I DID NOT SEE THAT. THIS NEEDS TO BE FIXED IMMEDIATELY.

[pashoshi]

Poor Leader. But yeah, that would probably be the most effective revenge, even if Leader would wind up suffering the most.

...how tall are you, that you only go with the giants? But yeah, I suppose being short is a good thing in that sense, except that Japanese guys seem to like their tall gaijin girls. XD

newshfan has it subbed, if you want it. It's adorable. Tsuyoshi says, "You shouldn't do that" when Koichi tells Yabu to stand up and then laughs at Koichi when he looks upset afterwards. XD And also Chinen spends the entire time fanboying Ohno, so I imagine you'll appreciate that too.

[darkeyedwolf]

I mock out of love! Besides, I'm sure TOKIO's seen it all before. Butt-naked being their uniform and all. *__*

I'm 5'7". Most jboys say they're around my height. They're dirty liars.

The more I learn about Tsuyoshi, the more I adore him. XD I saw the Chinen bit on youtube (I may have, uh, skipped to whenever I saw little pictures of Ohno pop up) but I had no idea there were subs, thank you!

[pashoshi]

Aww, well, I'm sure you'd make a very cute couple with some of the shorter guys. They should be used to being dwarfed. XD You'd just have to avoid the ones who claim to be around 5'7", since they probably wouldn't appreciate you proving them wrong.

Tsuyoshi is great, and he and Koichi seem to have a very nice relationship based around mocking each other. XD Well, the subs will help you realize just how much of a fanboy Chinen is. He literally talks about nothing but Ohno, no matter what they ask him. It's kind of adorable.

[darkeyedwolf]

I could hold them in my lap! And neeeever let them go.

a;fdkljf oh god it's so true, I've been watching insane amounts of Domoto Kyoudai just to watch them play off each other. And torture their guests. I love how the male guests prompt the wildest antics, but they totally enjoy female guests more because then they can be jerks. XD