If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.

[darkeyedwolf]

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[zoedina]

I can't wait till next drama season, either. Dun worry.

(Especially the one where Kame eats. Johnny must have done that on purpose to fatten him up, 'cause Johnny likes a little meat on his bois (thus why he let Jin go to America in the first place, no?). What I really want is an episode where Jun comes in as an opponent- and also has a severe attraction to food. 'Cause god knows Jun and Kame binge eat together :eyeroll:.)

Ohhh. It's okay that he's 35. You can still love him. We won't hurt you for...uh...reverse pedophilia? (Not to mention that...well...I totally agree with you.)

[darkeyedwolf]

'Cause god knows Jun and Kame binge eat together :eyeroll:

I laughed way too hard at this not to be a terrible, terrible person. *dies* Seriously-- if you wanted us to suspend our disbelief? You didn't need the nun. Kame as a compulsive overeater would've been enough.

(Not to mention that...well...I totally agree with you.)

I KNEW IT. I KNEW THERE WERE OTHERS WHO COULD SEE THE LIGHT. (And the bulging muscles.)

[zoedina]

Well...as I have always said:
I swear. Johnny's Boys must have the moral constitution of gods- or even GREATER- if they don't do each other regularly.

Even a priest couldn't handle that.

Even a NUN couldn't handle that.

I guess Johnny just wanted to emphisize this point.

[darkeyedwolf]

But with Kame?

*slow death*

[zoedina]

...Well...uhm.

Arashi was too gay for a nun? And he's so femenine that being gay doesn't matter?

[darkeyedwolf]

......

.........

Matsujun would make a pretty nun, though.

*flees*

[zoedina]

THAT'S IT.

Brilliant.

Okayokayokayokayokay.

Matsujun doesn't eat because he wishes he was a nun so that he could get with Kame (because Matsujun is psychic and knew Kame would get a with a nun), but (as a nun) feels guilty about his wish for a sex change AND NOT EATING IS A SACRIFICE TO HIS GOD TEGO. BECAUSE TEGO DOES NOT APPROVE OF HETEROSEXUAL RELATIONS.

...

I need to shutup now.

[darkeyedwolf]

I CAN'T SAY I FOLLOWED MOST OF THAT BUT IF WE COULD PUT MATSUJUN IN A HABIT THEN I SAY LET'S PITCH IT TO JAPAN, BABY.

[zoedina]

I CAN'T SAY I FOLLOWED MOST OF IT EITHER. JAPAN WOULD UNDERSTAND, THOUGH. JAPAN WOULD TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.

MATSUJUN+HABIT=HOT.

BUT CAN THERE ALSO BE AN APRON AND MOP INVOLVED?!

[darkeyedwolf]

OHNO THE JANITOR?

... HE STRIKES ME AS A JANITOR TYPE.

[zoedina]

ONLY IF HE'S THE JANITOR OF, LIKE, A PRE-SCHOOL KKKS?

AND NINO CAN BE A MONK?! WITH SHO AS HIS PERSONAL BODYGAURD!

(Lulz, I almost wrote boyguard.)

[darkeyedwolf]

*DIES* VERY FITTING.

NINO AS A MONK = PLAYS MARIO RACING UNDER HIS MONK GARB?

[zoedina]

THE ONLY REASON HE IS A MONK IS TO GIVE HIM MORE TIME TO DO SO!

[darkeyedwolf]

ALL THAT PEACE AND QUIET, SO MUCH UNINTERRUPTED TIME TO ADVANCE LEVELS.

[zoedina]

I wonder if he likes to play with the music on...?

Maybe other monks come to watch him play, when no one's watching.

And when Sho's not there. Beause Sho is Nino's boyguard and let's no other non-JE boys get near.

[15thmooon]

I hate when I intrude but I just have to say.
THAT IS THE BEST IDEA I HAVE HEARD IN A LONG TIME.

MATSUJUN + HABIT.

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oh my fucking jesus!