It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
HAPPINESS!
ARASHI!
ARASHI!
FOR DRE--
WELL THAT DIDN'T TAKE LONG
My god I want to run my hands through Aiba's hair and down his chest to his thighs covered in those jeans and mmmma;dklasjfklasjf.
I watched this five times before I realized they gave darts to Aiba and Nino.
Not just Aiba!
Not just Nino!
BOTH OF THEM.
DARTS.
I seriously want to know who sat down and thought, oh hey! This is a GREAT idea!
THANK YOU, AIBA
THANK YOU FOR MAKING THE WORLD A BRIGHTER, MORE VIBRATING PLACE
Simple game of patty cake, or complex mating ritual?
Now let's break this image down:
They are letting Aiba work on the car.
Sho and Ohno are probably drunk.
They are letting Aiba work on the car.
Ten bucks says Nino pantsed him.
I didn't get this until I was screencapping frame-by-frame, but for a split second you see the three of them talking, Nino imitating his shirt flying up, and then all of a sudden Aiba's upside down and Ohmiya are deliberately tugging his shirt down until you can see his nipples.
I LOVE ARASHI FOREVER AND EVER.
That's from the Kawai school of respect right there.
MEMBER AI IS THE BEST AI~~
If you're that hungry, Aiba, I know something that's full of protein~
Does it count as non-consensual if he's only pretending to be asleep? *__*
What a coincidence! I go through this entire range of faces when I see Kame shirtless.
I don't even have anything to say for this cap, I got distracted by Ohno's, um. Everything.
IF I CAN'T LICK THEM, A DOG IS THE NEXT BEST THING.
WHAT?
Ohno: Honey, I can feel it kicking!
Nino: We're naming it Matsujun.
Nino: It's a girl.
I was going to say "HAHA JUN LIKE YOU'VE EVER HANDLED BALLS IN YOUR LIFE" but.
Exactly.
I hope no one ever informs Arashi that it's impossible to look badass and world-traveled when your arm is around another boy in front of a rainbow.
*CRACKS UP*
DID YOU GUYS SEE
AIBA TURNS, ALL COOL AND TOSSING HIS HEAD AND HANDS IN HIS POCKETS
AND THEN HE BUMPS INTO THE CHAIR
THE CHAIR HAS BEEN THERE THE ENTIRE TIME
THE CHAIR HAS NEVER MOVED
TRUTH: IF IT'S THERE, AIBA WILL MANAGE TO RUN INTO IT
This only furthers my belief that sometimes the studio just throws up their hands and says "fuck it, PLAY WITH THE TOYS, ps Ninomiya-san if you could avoid getting any fluids on the surfboard that'd be great" and voila! ARASHI PV. ♥
"Fatherhood is a blessing, may you treasure it and never let Aiba play with the glue."
Yes.
ARASHI REJECTS BASIC MATH
"Let's go into the setting sun!"
I would seriously pay a lot of money for an Arashi Nodame AU.
MATSUJUN IN THE LIBRARY WITH THE MARACA
Sho's face.
a;sljkdfslf Nino is such a bastard I hope he NEVER EVER CHANGES especially when his evil means Aiba all sprawled out on the floor.
AND THEIR BAND WILL BE CALLED
Nino and the Three Actors plus the Really Dumb Snowflake.
NINO & THE TARDS, for short.
I'M GLAD THERE ISN'T AN OHMIYA DRINKING GAME
Happy squishy piles of boylove!! *__* *__*
OH FUCK YOU PV
THOSE ARE THEIR SHIRTS, RIGHT?
ARASHI IS WANDERING AROUND THE STUDIO WITHOUT SHIRTS?
AND WE DON'T GET TO SEE IT?
I'LL REMEMBER THIS