Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF, all of my base are belong to you.
So I thought I should keep a tally of all the gratuitous nudity in Hanakimi.
For science.
EPISODE 1: a parade of half-naked boys in towels looking for shampoo; Maki in the shower; Shun undressing; Toma's between someone's thighs, screaming at their penis
EPISODE 2: Maki undressing; Toma's soccer striptease; TOMA AND SHUN KISSING-- they weren't naked but they should have been
EPISODE 3: Shun dressing; Shun dressing again; I really have no problems if Shun wants to spend the entire episode dressing; Dorm 1 (?) celebrating their masculinity; Nanba feels pretty in ladies' lingerie
EPISODE 4: shirtless boys (lotssssa shirtless boys) run around in capes and reindeer headger; I hope they never find the shampoo
THE UTTERLY SHAMELESS BEACH HIJINKS EPISODE: EPISODE 5: bikiki-clad girls love Nanba; Toma in the communal baths (from another angle!); Kayashima in the communal baths; nipple pair in the communal baths; teensy towel pair in the communal baths; poor naked sods with delusions of cool in the communal baths; EVERYONE in the communal baths; Maki is wet and delicate; Maki shares a naked lesbian moment with Io; Toma has an attractive back; boys in trunks (excitement!!); I want to lick a path up Kayashima's stomach; Toma's entire body is the size of Shirota's arm; if those shorts had just slipped a little lower --; Kayashima wants Toma's body; Toma wants a threesome with Hiro; SHINY OILED DORM LEADER (!!!); seriously I would tap dorm leader; shirtless boys line up for buggery; Toma and Shirota have attractive backs; Shirota is the only male in Japan with body hair; I don't know what these guys are doing but I approve; Toma and Shirota share a wet, heavy moment; naked slumber party?; but why is the oil gone??; Shirota and company and strategically-placed signs
Hanakimi: so much eyecandy I have eye cavities.
SPOILERS FOR EP SIX: I think my favorite moment of the entire show so far is Han-Kyul tenderly touching Eu-Chan's sleeping face -- while he still thinks she's a boy.
There are not words to express the awesome of Inoue Mao saying "stupid bitch" in English.
Because when my brother and I are strapped for cash and a place to stay, we always rent a room at a love hotel where the tv plays porn full of girl close-ups breathing "oniichan."
I would pay a lot of money for a First Kiss spinoff where Mao's character crushes the world under her cute sandals and bitchslaps her manhos for their wages. ♥ ♥ ♥
................ I -- I'm afraid if I think about it too much, I'll blink and it'll disappear.
I leave you with these words of wisdom:
For science.
EPISODE 1: a parade of half-naked boys in towels looking for shampoo; Maki in the shower; Shun undressing; Toma's between someone's thighs, screaming at their penis
EPISODE 2: Maki undressing; Toma's soccer striptease; TOMA AND SHUN KISSING-- they weren't naked but they should have been
EPISODE 3: Shun dressing; Shun dressing again; I really have no problems if Shun wants to spend the entire episode dressing; Dorm 1 (?) celebrating their masculinity; Nanba feels pretty in ladies' lingerie
EPISODE 4: shirtless boys (lotssssa shirtless boys) run around in capes and reindeer headger; I hope they never find the shampoo
THE UTTERLY SHAMELESS BEACH HIJINKS EPISODE: EPISODE 5: bikiki-clad girls love Nanba; Toma in the communal baths (from another angle!); Kayashima in the communal baths; nipple pair in the communal baths; teensy towel pair in the communal baths; poor naked sods with delusions of cool in the communal baths; EVERYONE in the communal baths; Maki is wet and delicate; Maki shares a naked lesbian moment with Io; Toma has an attractive back; boys in trunks (excitement!!); I want to lick a path up Kayashima's stomach; Toma's entire body is the size of Shirota's arm; if those shorts had just slipped a little lower --; Kayashima wants Toma's body; Toma wants a threesome with Hiro; SHINY OILED DORM LEADER (!!!); seriously I would tap dorm leader; shirtless boys line up for buggery; Toma and Shirota have attractive backs; Shirota is the only male in Japan with body hair; I don't know what these guys are doing but I approve; Toma and Shirota share a wet, heavy moment; naked slumber party?; but why is the oil gone??; Shirota and company and strategically-placed signs
Hanakimi: so much eyecandy I have eye cavities.
SPOILERS FOR EP SIX: I think my favorite moment of the entire show so far is Han-Kyul tenderly touching Eu-Chan's sleeping face -- while he still thinks she's a boy.
There are not words to express the awesome of Inoue Mao saying "stupid bitch" in English.
Because when my brother and I are strapped for cash and a place to stay, we always rent a room at a love hotel where the tv plays porn full of girl close-ups breathing "oniichan."
I would pay a lot of money for a First Kiss spinoff where Mao's character crushes the world under her cute sandals and bitchslaps her manhos for their wages. ♥ ♥ ♥
................ I -- I'm afraid if I think about it too much, I'll blink and it'll disappear.
I leave you with these words of wisdom: