Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language!

[darkeyedwolf]

REASONS ARASHI FANDOM IS AMAZING:

Orgyfic!

Orgyfic.

The gay power of two tiny cuddly boyfriends is just as great as a messy, sweaty, self-indulgent five-member heap of naked limbs and utterly immoral rainbow sex.

Ohno's mom is featured in fic just as often as Arashi themselves.

S-sometimes with bananas.

Arashi fans range from teenagers to mothers to celebrities to married couples to 52 year old men who watch sweat glisten on Sho's skin in high-definition and describe their love for Arashi as fiercely burning, like magma. *___*

I have AIM logs with names like "arashi teletubbies" and "jun is a victim of social constructs" and "aiba is smarter than a fifth grader." CLEARLY, EVERYONE INVOLVED IS AWESOME.

Three words: Arashi Oregon Trail.

Also: Arashi Oregon Trail fic.

rainbowpress: Arashi newsletter!! *__*

And, the kicker:

No matter what we do, no matter how gay, sparkly, spazzy, retarded, and anally-molested we make our crack, we can never, ever be as insane as our canon.

HAVE SEX WITH ME, FANDOM.