I wrote a few children's books. Not on purpose.
After 名古屋 concert, just as everyone got ready to bathe before going to bed, Nino imitated Ohno’s solo concert performance wearing only an underwear, and everyone was cruel enough to refuse to sleep with him
I keep saying I've surrendered my soul to Arashi, only to realize there's even further to fall. You know you've got it bad when the mental image of a 5'5" Japanese boy hipthrusting in his underwear sends you into spasms of love. *___*
Has everyone seen the random Arashi facts? You will die. DIE.
Jun: kills small animals. Is anyone surprised.
Aiba: just as dumb as we -- and his bandmates -- give him credit for. ("Everyone agrees that it is impossible for Aiba to accomplish two things at the same time," sdljflkjfkfdjk ♥ ♥ ♥) He's also afraid of shoujo manga (the big watery eyes *dies*), visits onsens to sleep and almost drowns -- let me repeat that if you didn't get it, he almost DROWNS HIMSELF in ONSENS -- and apparently he goes around forgetting things like TOWELS when he's in the baths, so he just struts out NAKED.
he has a licence to drive small boats other than cars...
He is also licensed in multiple areas of transportation.
What's that sound? I think it's -- why, yes -- that's the sound of humanity itself running for cover.
My future husband Sho:
because he’s the rapper in Arashi, Japanese (who have bad English, really) calls him ‘raper Sho’
Does it make me a horrible person for laughing at this until I couldn't breathe. XDD
OHNO djksldfjkds MY LOVE.
Watch this without becoming an Ohno fan. I dare you.
Oh my god, I love Ohno so much. Absent-minded, zoned-out, not-realizing-he's-in-an-orgy-until-his-pants-are-off LOVE. He walks with his eyes closed (?!), he was completely oblivious to the fact A-ra-shi was their debut single even as they recorded it, and one time he was already *halfway to the train station* before he caught on that he didn't, you know, *have shoes*. And my absolute favorite --
Aiba and Nino said he looks like someone who’d never tell the members when he gets married, and will hide it till the end. Sho said maybe there’ll be this one day when they received Ohno’s divorce report then they’ll know that Ohno was married.
The question is: would Ohno know he was married until he got the divorce papers?
In conclusion... in your faces, bitches.
I keep saying I've surrendered my soul to Arashi, only to realize there's even further to fall. You know you've got it bad when the mental image of a 5'5" Japanese boy hipthrusting in his underwear sends you into spasms of love. *___*
Has everyone seen the random Arashi facts? You will die. DIE.
he has a licence to drive small boats other than cars...
He is also licensed in multiple areas of transportation.
What's that sound? I think it's -- why, yes -- that's the sound of humanity itself running for cover.
because he’s the rapper in Arashi, Japanese (who have bad English, really) calls him ‘raper Sho’
Does it make me a horrible person for laughing at this until I couldn't breathe. XDD
Watch this without becoming an Ohno fan. I dare you.
Oh my god, I love Ohno so much. Absent-minded, zoned-out, not-realizing-he's-in-an-orgy-until-his-pants-are-off LOVE. He walks with his eyes closed (?!), he was completely oblivious to the fact A-ra-shi was their debut single even as they recorded it, and one time he was already *halfway to the train station* before he caught on that he didn't, you know, *have shoes*. And my absolute favorite --
Aiba and Nino said he looks like someone who’d never tell the members when he gets married, and will hide it till the end. Sho said maybe there’ll be this one day when they received Ohno’s divorce report then they’ll know that Ohno was married.
The question is: would Ohno know he was married until he got the divorce papers?
In conclusion... in your faces, bitches.