I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

[darkeyedwolf]

Okay! After the success of the KAT-TUN pimp, I actually had performance anxiety about this one, but I did promise Everything You Wanted To Know About Boybands But Had Too Many Standards To Ask Not Just The Super-Slutty Ones. So, part two --

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[satora_chan]

that was an undoctored photo

-- LIES. YOU'RE LYING TO ME, AREN'T YOU?

o-omg. Their hips.

The gay.

[darkeyedwolf]

The pornish possibilities.

What? I have my priorities in order.

[kyo_ai]

Oh my god, your icon *___* Please tell me what that's from!

[darkeyedwolf]

That would be Jin and Koki's thrusty blowjob dance, from Jin's performance of Pinky. Is it not amazing. *____*

[aurenfaie]

lol. Fascinating. o____o

[darkeyedwolf]

You watched the gifs over and over, don't lie. XD

[aurenfaie]

...no. Actually, no, for real. I'm more interested in the music than the gayness (LIES!!!). Upload us some albums! D:

[darkeyedwolf]

... you know, I zipped all that last night, but did I remember to upload them? (Hint: the answer makes me THE WORLD'S BIGGEST LOSER.)

[ina]

Awesome post!

And Koyama in that Kitty outfit?! Shige decided on that. And Shige under the shower was Pi's idea.

[darkeyedwolf]

Thank you! I hope it works! :D

omg, I've had a sekrit but desperate love for Pi/Shige since -- since yesterday, actually, when I saw those scans of Yamapi in glasses. THERE NEEDS TO BE SOME MEGANE SMUT Y/Y.

[candy_future]

*cough*unibrow*cough*

[darkeyedwolf]

BEGONE WITH TALK OF UNIBROWS. D:

[acchikocchi]

OMG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.

KOYAMA. SHIGE. RYO. COME TO MEEEEEEEE.

[acchikocchi]

*whispers* For the record, the infamous Ryo interview where he actually calls himself a sexy Osaka man? It's debatable whether or not it's an actual interview, since no one's been able to locate a Japanese original - a lot of people including me think it's Chinese fanfiction. ^^;

...but I like it anyway. :D

[darkeyedwolf]

XDD I know. But I like it too, fatJin and sexy Osaka men are such staples of fandom. Besides, factual, unbiased pimping? Who needs it!

[acchikocchi]

Also, can I just say I like your totally even, unbiased presentation of the members, without being tempted to play favorites.

....what, that's how it looks to my eyes. XDDD *mauls Yamapi*

[candy_future]

OH HI THERE. HAVE I TOLD YOU THAT I LOVE YOU RECENTLY?

Sometimes I find myself thinking: but KAT-TUN is sluttier and Arashi is dorkier. Yet everytime NEWS pops up, I'm reminded of why they're my ichiban ~ ♥

\:D/ There're going to be so many new converts now ... just in time for their January comeback!

You do not have even one Koyato gay pic. I am deeply ashamed on your behalf DDD:

[darkeyedwolf]

Lies! Who's holding Koyama's leash? (I love that I can type this with a straight face, because it's *real* in the land of Japan's photoshop jobs.)

FLOCK TO ME, NEW CONVERTS. LET ME SHOW YOU THE GUIDING LIGHT OF GAY.

[candy_future]

DDDD:!! How did I miss that? You are right and I am wrong! *woes* It was not under the GAY ORGY section and so I was confused D:< And the red arrow is mislabeled! *overwrites: Insert Peen Here*

[darkeyedwolf]

Well! I know who skimmed the post now. *hand to forehead, dramatically put-on*