I have been informed that it is my sacred duty to post and relieve someone's summer boredom, so I now present Wolfie's Horde of Fun Stuff, or: find at least one of these links amusing or die.
Did you know Jin was a poet? Absolutely amazing. Guys, there were -- there were tears. *___*
BEST CLIP EVER. Takki, Tsubasa, Aiba, and someone youtube identifies as Akiyama are speaking English to an old man on a train, and the man tells Takki and Akiyama, "you have beautiful girlfriends." There's a pause as they realize they are, in fact, all males, and then someone offers, "boyfriends?" instead.
Rec! corimari wrote GENDERSWITCH PIN -- that's jpop RPS genderswitch, for those of you playing at home ♥ ♥ ♥ -- and it is so unspeakingly fantastic I don't even know what to do with myself, because of *course* what is now my FAVORITE FIC IN ALL JE FANDOM would be HET. (I mean, it's genderswitch het. But it's still het in one of the only fandoms that, literally, has no girls. The mind, she boggles.)
Another rec! lavalier has AkaNishiPi, a totally underrated threesome that should be ficced, in explicit detail, way more often, and lavalier totally rises the occasion. The boys rise, too -- *shot*
SO HAS EVERYONE SEEN GYM ON HEYX3.
There is exactly one reason you should:
I know Yamapi is supposed to be in pain, but I am totally distracted by that peek of chest.
Money shot --
Money shot -- !
MONEY SHOT -- !
DENIED.
I'd say "poor squished ladies," but hello, I would not object to Yamapi on top of me, either.
This is when Golf and Mike mock the host -- for the second time. AM I SENSING A MISCHEVIOUS SIDE TO THIS PAIR OF BROTHERS? GOLF & MIKE = NOT UNLIKE THE WEASLEY TWINS?
Okay, that's randomly jumping back to the beginning of their talk, but I was looking through my caps and I just noticed their drinks. XDD The hosts are pimpin' with chocolate milk, Pi's going straight for the vodka, and the underage Thai boys? Are stuck with orange juice and little straws.
I LOVE GYM SO MUCH.