I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

[darkeyedwolf]

How come I go for days without updating because I don't have anything to say, but when I decide I will post I suddenly remember a million different things I wanted to talk about?

Propaganda in old cartoons. Included: Donald Duck as a Nazi, Superman with a Slap A Jap flyer, and Bugs Bunny feeding poisoned ice cream to an island of WWII soldiers ("

Comments

[twothreefour]

I VOTE FOR NUMBER THREE, AS LONG AS YOU ADD THAT YAMAPI HAS TO RESPOND TO THEM IN ENGLISH ONLY. muahahahaha.

I only know you from comments and stuff but I like the cut of your jib ahahahaha. XD

I keep expecting more porn from the JE fandom and get the letdown, yo. I've tried pimping it to my old fandom's people and I haven't had any takers. MAYBE IF THERE WAS MORE PORN. If you are able to bring some new people in I'd enjoy that.

Then again I could write again.... GYM would be a damn fine start.

[darkeyedwolf]

Ahaha! Hello! I may have almost friended you about four times, only to be intimidated by your awesome. *fails*

I keep expecting more porn from the JE fandom and get the letdown, yo.

God, tell me about it. If they're not having dramatic and painfully OOC breakups, they're telling each other they're beautiful as they have perfect first time sex, hitting all the right spots ("J-Jin-chan -- ") and sobbing helplessly as they come. WHAT THE HELL, FANDOM. They're dirty-dancing sluts. I would pay for a fic where they call each other BITCH, not Jin-chan. D:

... there's also very little I wouldn't do for some GYM fic. *stares hungrily*

[corimari]

I would pay for a fic where they call each other BITCH

...you really need to get out of my head. I swear to god I was going to be posting either tonight or tomorrow. THIS IS SICK. BUT ALSO AWESOME.

[darkeyedwolf]

ARE YOU SERIOUS. THIS IS STARTING TO SCARE ME.

So if I say Akamepi smut...

[corimari]

SWEAR TO GOD. AND I WROTE THE BITCH LINE A WHILE AGO. THIS GOES BEYOND EVEN JEDI MIND SHIT.

...I would say MUHAHAHAHA. And then I would say maybe. Because I am un-confident in my threesome smut writing skills. Though I'm not going to lie and say that writing the almost-smut threesome and then the complete-and-utter-smut that needs to be posted wasn't a warmup for potential threesome smut. Because I would be lying if I said I didn't want to write Akamepi smut. Because I do. Want to write it. Or read it. Or videotape it.

[darkeyedwolf]

The only bad thing about all of this is that you tease. *writhes* Who's this full-blown (-- UNINTENDED I SWEAR) smut between? Is it explicit? Precisely how much will I have to fawn and fangirl before you realize how amazing you are and work on blessed blessed threesome Akamepi porn. >:D >:D

[corimari]

Aaahhahaha I know I KNOW I'm just all alskjdfoiajsdf about it since I think it's terrible. XD It's Jin/Koki and. Explicit. Yes. HELP. I HAVE TO GO EAT DINNER AND WHEN MY ROOMMATE FINISHES READING IT I WILL POST, PROMISE. NO MORE TEASING. EVEN THOUGH THERE DOES NEED TO BE MORE OF THAT IN FANDOM. JUST SAYING.

And HAHA I love you. You should totally write the chair porn, though. JUST SAYING.

[darkeyedwolf]

OH FUCK. JIN/KOKI. WILL YOU MARRY ME AFTER DINNER Y/N.

[corimari]

CLEARLY THE ANSWER IS YES. WITH ALL THE PORN MY HEART.

[darkeyedwolf]

*FLUTTERS GIRLISHLY*

*SENDS TELEPATHIC URGING TO ROOMMATE*

[corimari]

*IS ALL KINDS OF SPARKLY*

She, apparently, was watching TV with her mom when I sent her the file. And so, in order to NOT perpetuate the fact that her parents ALREADY think I am the most bizarre person on the planet, there has been a slight delay. She really doesn't need to add "OH HAY MOM I'M READING GAY PORN WRITTEN BY CORI" to the list of things her parents already raise their eyebrows at about me. *snickers*

[darkeyedwolf]

Why doesn't the world bend to my desires right away! *shakes fist* AND HAHA I AM ENTIRELY SURPISED THAT YOU ARE INFAMOUS TO EVEN YOUR ROOMMATE'S PARENTS. CORI FOR THE WIN.

[corimari]

HAHAHA WHY THANK YOU. I think it got exponentially worse now that we've got her little cheerleading, ballet-dancing sister into anime and have taken her to not one but TWO anime conventions. My enabling even impresses me, sometimes...

[darkeyedwolf]

... that's one of the most cackle-worthy things I've ever heard. MY SINCEREST CONGRATULATIONS, and a tip of the hat to you, ma'am!

[corimari]

BWAHAHA THANK YOU. Yep. We took her along to Otakon this past weekend and even had her in cosplay. When I took her to AnimeNEXT in June (without her sister) I spent the evenings when we got back showing her all my JE videos.

I tried showing some to my mom, the ones that were less slutty and more funny, but she got scared when I had Yamapi and Kame in bed together as my background, so I wisely gave up and instead just shout random Japanese phrases at her that she can ignore. I'm nice like that.

[darkeyedwolf]

HAHAHA. I showed my mother Seishun Amigo one day and asked which one she thought she was hotter, telling her to choose carefully. She scrutinized for a second -- then pointed to Kame.

I made her leave my room.