I saw a fish all by itself, I said, "Dude, you should stay in school."
The last time I did this, Tohru impregnated Yukimura while Gunter and Yayoi were off having an illicit love affair full of fawning and fanboying (which is bull, clearly, because Yukimura/Yayoi OTP: in sickness and in health!), but such results weren't enough to stop me from doing the meme once again, oh no.
Because this time, I have jboys.
Directions: Write down twelve of your favorite characters. Number the list. Then click the cut for random cracktastic questions. (Don't look at the questions before you've come up with the list or else you'll spoil it. XD)
1: Yamapi
2: Jin
3: Ryo
4: Ryuichi
5: Uchi
6: Tego
7: Subaru
8: Ueda
9: Keita
10: Jun
11: Takki
12: Yuuto
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
I don't know which disturbs me more, the thought of Tego and Takki having sex or the fact Tego is supposed to top.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Four is smokin' hot. Four is Ryuichi. I haven't been fangirling w-inds. as much as I should, but trust me, THE LOVE IS STILL THERE. RYUICHI'S PANTS. *________* Hopefully the Guam photobook will be filled with Ryuichi out of his pants, and wrestling wet and half-naked on the beach.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
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4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
OMG THERE WAS THIS ONE FIC. I can't remember what it's called, but it was w-inds. OT3 smut, and in it Keita was ashamed and body-conscious BECAUSE HE HAD A MONSTER COCK. He was all "*squirms* don't look at it! this is why I don't change in front of you guys anymore!" and Ryuichi and Ryohei were like "are you kidding?! 's more to play with!" and that sound you hear is me dying on the floor.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Jin/Tego? akshalshskj. um. Maybe if Tego was Yamapi's jealous mistress.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Uchi/Keita or Uchi/Jun. God, I don't know. Whichever reminded Uchi more of his mother. D:
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Subaru walked in on JIN AND YUUTO? oh god. I don't. I can't even. seriously, the thought of Yuuto in a sexual situation at all. x_____X All that boy should be allowed to do is smile and act cute and prance around adorably in a panda costume.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
"Ryo's had it up to here with this Arashi guy. Rated NC-17 for non-con and the improper use of microphones."
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
If anyone wants to write me Yamapi/Ueda fluff, you can have your choice of my firstborns.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
OH MY GOD. WHAT. SUBARU/YUUTO? WHY IS YUUTO SUCH A FUCKING PIMP. I JUST USED HIM ON THIS MEME AS AN AFTERTHOUGHT BECAUSE I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYONE ELSE TO ADD. :(( :((
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Anything can be solved with a hooker AU!
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Actually, I have no idea. Does Subaru get slashed? D: I think Koki/Subaru could be hot. Baru-chan gets his skull tattoo in an attempt at rebellion and masculinity, and Koki takes him backstage during a Shounen Club special to show him how gangstas really roll.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
*sniggers* The closest thing JE's ever had to het is when they crossdress.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I don't know this, either! I don't run in T&T circles. I'm not so sure I want to read any Tackey/Tsubasa smut, though, it'd be like reading porn about your parents -- you know they've done it at least once, why d'you wanna linger on it?
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Jin/Ryuichi/Uchi.
... well, they all wear funny outfits ...
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"BY THE WAY YOU NOW HAVE HERPES."
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
klsjdhsgak. something Gackt. or Linkin Park. XDD
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Pi/Tego/Yuuto?! GOD. I DON'T KNOW. WARNINGS FOR THREESOMES AND BABY FAT AND GOING TO HELL.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
He doesn't have to say anything. He just does this:
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
akdhgalshjdlsj;skj it was this fic about Uchi having an eating disorder and Ryo following his example in some kind of twisted broken-heart solidarity after Uchi's suspension. It really made me go "why why why" -- not because of the ED, I actually think that makes for fascinating subject matter when we're talking about these guys -- but it was supposed to have Ryo/Uchi undertones, I think, and damnit I can't even get hurt/comfort RyoUchi porn after half the pairing's drunken and disgraced, why can't someone write something happy? :(( and by "happy" I mean "full of sex."
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
I CALLED IT, I SO CALLED IT.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
DEPENDS IF HE COULD CATCH KEITA WHEN HE WAS YOUNG AND CUTE.
anaphoric: can't you see takki initiating each one of the jr's every time a new group forms
darkeyedwolf: takki: johnny's protege?
anaphoric: "it may hurt now, but this is the career path you chose!!"
darkeyedwolf: GOD YOU ARE UNCLEAN
darkeyedwolf: I WANT FIC
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Ryo and Subaru? Duh.
God, this meme is really making me crave some Subaru slash.
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Yamapi and Keita are in a happy relationship until Keita suddenly runs off with Ryuichi. Yamapi, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Takki and a brief unhappy affair with Yuuto, then follows the wise advice of Uchi and finds true love with Ryo."
This is so eiree! I could see it happening! AREN'T YAMAPI AND KEITA FRIENDS. And Keita/Ryuichi and Takki/Yamapi are canon, and we've already established that Yuuto is a master pimp in this meme, though I do have to question the wisdom of Uchi's advice. What kind of knowledge does he have to impart on the world? "Have you hugged your mother today?"
... I would so read it.
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
SUBARU/UEDA. I'D SAY "OH, HONEY, YOU COULD DO SO MUCH BETTER" BUT I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE I'D BE TALKING TO.
boooored. bored bored bored. D: There are usually 192739272 jpopping things to keep me occupied (if that verb didn't already exist, it so should), and today's no different, I just... don't feel like checking any of it out. *flaps hands* I don't think I should've watched Dirty Dancing yesterday (show of hands: who else has its battered VHS tape that they guard religiously in their underwear drawer?) because now all I want is a Johnny Castle to come teach me lifts.
That's the most AU-able movie ever, by the way. Just think about it, JIN Castle is the sexy dance instructor who shows Kame or Pi -- or RYO -- how to express himself with dance, and Ryo's mom (Uchi) disapproves, and and -- !
I'm really bored. Oh my god. *climbs up walls* C'mon, people, it's Tuesday afternoon! We should be living it up! SOMEONE STRIP FOR COINS.
Because this time, I have jboys.
Directions: Write down twelve of your favorite characters. Number the list. Then click the cut for random cracktastic questions. (Don't look at the questions before you've come up with the list or else you'll spoil it. XD)
1: Yamapi
2: Jin
3: Ryo
4: Ryuichi
5: Uchi
6: Tego
7: Subaru
8: Ueda
9: Keita
10: Jun
11: Takki
12: Yuuto
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
I don't know which disturbs me more, the thought of Tego and Takki having sex or the fact Tego is supposed to top.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Four is smokin' hot. Four is Ryuichi. I haven't been fangirling w-inds. as much as I should, but trust me, THE LOVE IS STILL THERE. RYUICHI'S PANTS. *________* Hopefully the Guam photobook will be filled with Ryuichi out of his pants, and wrestling wet and half-naked on the beach.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
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.........
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
OMG THERE WAS THIS ONE FIC. I can't remember what it's called, but it was w-inds. OT3 smut, and in it Keita was ashamed and body-conscious BECAUSE HE HAD A MONSTER COCK. He was all "*squirms* don't look at it! this is why I don't change in front of you guys anymore!" and Ryuichi and Ryohei were like "are you kidding?! 's more to play with!" and that sound you hear is me dying on the floor.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Jin/Tego? akshalshskj. um. Maybe if Tego was Yamapi's jealous mistress.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Uchi/Keita or Uchi/Jun. God, I don't know. Whichever reminded Uchi more of his mother. D:
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Subaru walked in on JIN AND YUUTO? oh god. I don't. I can't even. seriously, the thought of Yuuto in a sexual situation at all. x_____X All that boy should be allowed to do is smile and act cute and prance around adorably in a panda costume.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
"Ryo's had it up to here with this Arashi guy. Rated NC-17 for non-con and the improper use of microphones."
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
If anyone wants to write me Yamapi/Ueda fluff, you can have your choice of my firstborns.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
OH MY GOD. WHAT. SUBARU/YUUTO? WHY IS YUUTO SUCH A FUCKING PIMP. I JUST USED HIM ON THIS MEME AS AN AFTERTHOUGHT BECAUSE I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYONE ELSE TO ADD. :(( :((
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Anything can be solved with a hooker AU!
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Actually, I have no idea. Does Subaru get slashed? D: I think Koki/Subaru could be hot. Baru-chan gets his skull tattoo in an attempt at rebellion and masculinity, and Koki takes him backstage during a Shounen Club special to show him how gangstas really roll.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
*sniggers* The closest thing JE's ever had to het is when they crossdress.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I don't know this, either! I don't run in T&T circles. I'm not so sure I want to read any Tackey/Tsubasa smut, though, it'd be like reading porn about your parents -- you know they've done it at least once, why d'you wanna linger on it?
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Jin/Ryuichi/Uchi.
... well, they all wear funny outfits ...
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"BY THE WAY YOU NOW HAVE HERPES."
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
klsjdhsgak. something Gackt. or Linkin Park. XDD
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Pi/Tego/Yuuto?! GOD. I DON'T KNOW. WARNINGS FOR THREESOMES AND BABY FAT AND GOING TO HELL.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
He doesn't have to say anything. He just does this:
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
akdhgalshjdlsj;skj it was this fic about Uchi having an eating disorder and Ryo following his example in some kind of twisted broken-heart solidarity after Uchi's suspension. It really made me go "why why why" -- not because of the ED, I actually think that makes for fascinating subject matter when we're talking about these guys -- but it was supposed to have Ryo/Uchi undertones, I think, and damnit I can't even get hurt/comfort RyoUchi porn after half the pairing's drunken and disgraced, why can't someone write something happy? :(( and by "happy" I mean "full of sex."
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
I CALLED IT, I SO CALLED IT.
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
DEPENDS IF HE COULD CATCH KEITA WHEN HE WAS YOUNG AND CUTE.
anaphoric: can't you see takki initiating each one of the jr's every time a new group forms
darkeyedwolf: takki: johnny's protege?
anaphoric: "it may hurt now, but this is the career path you chose!!"
darkeyedwolf: GOD YOU ARE UNCLEAN
darkeyedwolf: I WANT FIC
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Ryo and Subaru? Duh.
God, this meme is really making me crave some Subaru slash.
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Yamapi and Keita are in a happy relationship until Keita suddenly runs off with Ryuichi. Yamapi, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Takki and a brief unhappy affair with Yuuto, then follows the wise advice of Uchi and finds true love with Ryo."
This is so eiree! I could see it happening! AREN'T YAMAPI AND KEITA FRIENDS. And Keita/Ryuichi and Takki/Yamapi are canon, and we've already established that Yuuto is a master pimp in this meme, though I do have to question the wisdom of Uchi's advice. What kind of knowledge does he have to impart on the world? "Have you hugged your mother today?"
... I would so read it.
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
SUBARU/UEDA. I'D SAY "OH, HONEY, YOU COULD DO SO MUCH BETTER" BUT I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE I'D BE TALKING TO.
boooored. bored bored bored. D: There are usually 192739272 jpopping things to keep me occupied (if that verb didn't already exist, it so should), and today's no different, I just... don't feel like checking any of it out. *flaps hands* I don't think I should've watched Dirty Dancing yesterday (show of hands: who else has its battered VHS tape that they guard religiously in their underwear drawer?) because now all I want is a Johnny Castle to come teach me lifts.
That's the most AU-able movie ever, by the way. Just think about it, JIN Castle is the sexy dance instructor who shows Kame or Pi -- or RYO -- how to express himself with dance, and Ryo's mom (Uchi) disapproves, and and -- !
I'm really bored. Oh my god. *climbs up walls* C'mon, people, it's Tuesday afternoon! We should be living it up! SOMEONE STRIP FOR COINS.