Last Night
Basically, it was Halloween for all the important reasons: drinking, costumes, general craziness going on. I haven't actually gone out to a club on Halloween....I think maybe once? Its been a long while.
I went with my friend Aaron and his boyfriend Chris, who both had much more skimpier costumes than me. I was Clark Kent, which was basically everything I had in my house besides the fake sun glasses. And just for a fun side note, just because a costume is skimpy, does not mean its fucking easy or quick.
Aaron went as a black panther, so we basically spent an hour painting his body in latex paint. A word to the wise, do not use latex paint unless you are some kind of master of special effects makeup. Aaron's limbs would like stick together if he lowered his arms and he was basically in pain when he pulled it off of him. Gurl, it was just not pretty.
Aaron is justifiably annoyed by the time we get to the club, Chris is a fallen angel...basically he is wearing shorts, leather harness and some wings. I mostly started drinking, and sorta just kinda hang out. Aaron was all about the costume contest, I was just dancing and drinking...music wasn't too bad. The had some good costumes there, I was expecting more drag queens...but not that much. Aaron didn't win anything, but at least he still had a good time.
So quote of the night, "Totally Undeserved"
Two of my other friends, John and his boyfriend show up in drag as the contestants in Drop Dead Gorgeous. Basically, I'm 6'2, and John's boyfriend towered over me in his heels and then the Washington Monument on top of his wig, amazing. So the winning costume was an S&M Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, and as they walk by, John's boyfriend turns me to and says that. I fucking laughed about it all night.
We left kinda early, not that I cared. I was tipsy/drunk and didn't get hit on, so whats the point of hanging around. We spent 24 dollars at taco bell, which I have never experienced before. I saw a smart car and started singing, "Tiniest Car in the Wooorrllld." I wanted to go push it over. I should have gotten the XXL chalupas and not the regular ones, I was hungry.
I did a little drunk texting, almost no drunk tweets, which is odd for me. Maybe I'm growing up...
I am not doing anything today but watching football. Go Texans, Go Browns, and Go Tebow.
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