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Dec 05, 2008 11:41

I've decided that since eating healthy food makes me sick, it was to be a lumpia breakfast for me freshly fried in my little fry daddy. If I'm going to feel ill, I may as well enjoy it first. Lumpia is super-duper yummy. It may be better than boys. Of course, I'm not all that fond of boys right now. I totally exclude all male friends who I haven't had sex with in the past year. You may be a jerk, but you're probably not a first-hand jerk. Peekaboo did apologize for years of being a jerk, so at least that's good, but he never got into my pants (with good reason). This also excludes all male kitties because kitties rule.
I need someone who isn't working today to come play with me. I haven't figured out what I want to do, but I want to do something . So yeah, come over and let's go do stuff. That was the one good thing about N. When she was in town we'd go do stuff and then have sex. There's something to be said for hanging out and having sex.
Of course, if no one takes me up on this exciting offer, I may just have to read "The Tales of Beedle the Bard" since it's here waiting to be read. Boy, I feel a bit like a loser. Though now I'm a horny loser. WTF? Horny and depressed? Qua? I'm trying to reach the horny therapist. Some good should come of that IF he'd answer the phone, which he won't. Lazy bum
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