The Oceanside Project: Lambswool Part 2
"Twinpocalypse!" Part 2
Monday, Day Eight
Antonio is stinky and cranky again.
Dawn wakes up to change his diaper and give him a well-deserved bath.
No sooner does she give Antonio a bottle...
Dawn goes into labor!
*Sigh*
1st out is a boy named Henry. Henry has his father's brown hair, his mother's dark brown eyes and his brother's tan skintone.
2nd out is a girl named Bianca. Bianca has her mother's black hair, dark brown eyes and medium skintone.
GO TO HELL DAWN LAMBSWOOL!
Anyways, Dawn abandons her three children on the floor in a pile of trash in order to take a bath.
Luckily George wakes up and helps get the babies off of the floor and into jumpies.
Eeep! What are we going to do when George leaves? Dawn needs help!
Don't try to soften your absence with yummy pancakes! If I'd known you would have twins I might not have had you get a job!
Dawn grabs Antonio for a bit of potty training.
Good job Tonio!
Then it's nap time.
I think it's hilarious that the car arrives to take George to the fire station THAT IS RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET!
Good luck fire fighting George. Don't die!
Dawn eats...
and pays her taxes.
Then it's baby nursing time.
Eh boy. I think we're going to need some help!
Enter The Super Nanny (tm)!
Dawn: Thank the Watcher you're here! I'm losing my mind with all these kids!
AND YOU WANT SEVEN MORE???!!! Stupid family sims...
Angie brings out toys for Antonio to play with...
And starts a rousing game of peek-a-boo!
While Dawn nurses the girl.
Meanwhile, down on the beach, Zod spots Fran the Fox.
Which he chases around but never catches up to.
Zod: You there, ginger minx! Wait... for... your... leader...
She's just not that into you, Zod.
You ain't never lied.
Bianca's stinky, Henry's stinky, Antonio needs to potty. Dawn starts to have a mini-breakdown. Being a mom isn't as fun as she thought it would be!
Luckily Angie is here and can help out.
Antonio's masterpiece is carefully pinned to the bedroom wall as he begins work on another one.
With the twins asleep and Antonio playing, Angie helps out around the house. Zod supervises.
Dawn takes a much-needed nap but has nightmares about herself.
George returns home. Since he has the "Skilled Negotiator" benefit he actually makes more money than his boss!
Fire fighting is stinky work. George heads straight to the tub.
Afterwards he pays Angie, thanks her for all of her hard work, and sends her home.
Then he settles down to watch his favorite show on the Yummy Channel Ragnarok's Kitchen!
What the hell Diego!! Diego just kicked over the Lambswool's garbage can for no reason! Oh, it's on!
Dawn wakes up and steals the TV from George to watch a new episode of Pleasantview. That's OK, George just continues to learn more recipes in his cook books.
Dawn: Shhh. This is the episode where Angela smacks Lilith!
Isn't that every episode?
After Pleasantview was over, Dawn came up with another idea to raise her fun bar. (Thankfully, no chimes.)
Tuesday, Day Nine
I'm pretty sure every day starts out with Antonio complaining about being stinky.
Meanwhile Dawn starts sewing more potholders. Cause she doesn't have enough or anything.
She's getting much faster at these!
Ooooh, what meal did we learn?
Perfectly made omelets!
Dawn and George have a little time before work to eat breakfast together.
George: Hey, you're wearing make-up now? Looks great!
She changed her make-up FOUR DAYS AGO Goofball!
Time to save Oceanside one fire at a time.
After Dawn takes a quick nap, Antonio is up and ready for breakfast.
Antonio has his first solids! Yay for mushy food!
It's never too early for nectar, is it?
(OK this is where I messed up. I thought these mood boosters by Around The Sims were like coffee and would only boost their energy. This stuff boosts everything! So... I totally cheated and I didn't mean to. *sad face*)
With her new-found energy Dawn is ready to tackle being Super Mom today. She doesn't even need to call Angie Killeen over to help out!
Another masterpiece for the wall of fame!
Dawn tries to sneak in more potholder sewing before the twins wake up.
Bianca is the first to be stinky and hungry.
Then it was Henry's turn.
The Lambswools used what little money they had and enclosed the upper patio to make the kids' room larger. They also replaced their cribs and changing table because Dawn kept getting errors after changing the babies. (The babies would stay stuck to her and she couldn't put them down. The same thing was happening to Sadie and Fitz at their house with that changing table.)
Another visitor! Risa the raccoon stops by to check out the yard...
And her presence doesn't go unnoticed...
Zod: My name is General Zod Ravenclaw the Destroyer. Come with me if you want to not die!
Risa: What the hell is he talking about?
Zod: Listen here Rocket Raccoon...
Risa: My name's Risa!
Zod: Whatever. Join my army and we will rule over the dim-witted humans and make them our slaves!
Risa: Um, can I eat your food?
Zod: Well, yes, I guess that is acceptable.
Risa: Cool...
Awwww, Zod's found a minion!
George feeds Zod and goes to bed.
After sewing yet another potholder, Dawn practices on the piano. She's always wanted to learn how to play and hopes her children will play it as well.
Way to go Antonio!
Um, let's try to draw something else now, shall we?
George wakes up and helps out with the twins.
You guessed it...
*chimes*
General Zod: Dawn Lambswool. 77 days old. Looking for fame but instead finds herself forever stuck in an infinite loop of potholders and nappies in The Oceanside Project! doo dee doo dee doo dee doo dee.
Dawn: SHUT UP ZOD!
Notes: I mentioned before that I roll to see if the kids will inherit the "cosmetic" genetics (like freckles, moles, curly hair, etc.) and since both Dawn and George wear glasses their kids have no choice but to wear glasses too. At least with Sadie and Fitz their kids have a 50/50 chance.
I have no idea what's going on with my game. Why three sets of twins in a row? I'm not using any hacks or mods and I didn't cheat to get them. What the deuce is going on? If Selena has twins (next update) I'm going to cry.
George ended up with a 4 Cooking skill and an 8 Culinary enthusiasm. Dawn is at a 6 Arts & Crafts enthusiasm and no sewing badge. At this rate I think she'll be an elder by the time she receives her gold badge!
Credits: The Cool Strays Club - the llama is by Strange Tomato, the fox is by Skellington and the raccoon is by Robokitty.
I'd like to gives thanks to The Twilight Zone, Project Runway, Thor, The Avengers, The Lego Movie and The Superman movies for the lines I stole for my update ;P
Thank you for reading! ^.^