Part 1 Day Four
Being the frugal sim that she is, Minka always puts the remainder of her food away and would rather eat left-overs than cook.
Awww too bad. I guess you can't try for baby with Fitz muhahahaha!
Heyyyy! I thought you were at work Fitz Biltmore!
Fitz: Hi Minka! I heard your voice on the answering machine and I rushed right over!
Hmph!
This time Minka is very up front with Fitz. She lets him know that she wants to have a baby - for science - and that she needs his help.
Minka: ...and Sadie doesn't even have to know! It will be our little secret.
Um, a secret love child. Do you really think you can keep this from Sadie and Kendrick?
It seems that Fitz is on board!
Fitz: I'm going to do woohoo with Minka!
Yes, I guess you are...
Minka serves up lunch...
...then it's baby-making time.
Remember Minka, this is just a science project. There is no love in science!
alkjdkhdkkfj! You couldn't get pregnant by Kendrick after woohooing him 200,000 times but you can with Fitz after the first time! (I guess soda in the woohoo does work!)
Fitz: My work here is done *woohoo struts back home*
Hours later...
Minka: Yes, it worked!
Yeah but it's too late now. You won't have your baby until the Summer after Vivian, Dawn and even Becca I think. You could have just waited!
Minka: You know what Negative Nancy, I'm just going to move to
Ledesia. At least they will appreciate my thirst for science!
Whatever chick *sigh*
Oh shit...
Sadie: Just on patrol, making sure nothing strange is going on... Like my boyfriend knocking up some other girl I don't even like... Nope nothing like that could possibly be happening!
SHE KNOWS!!!!!! RUN!!!!!!
Now that she's finally conceived, Minka returns to sciencey stuff. Her first project? Making medicine that she can sell in her clinic. This girl is always two steps ahead!
Diego Bossanova: Hello I'm here for the position of Baby Daddy. I am a great dancer and have superior genetics. And I won't stop until I get the job done... if you know what I mean.
Ewwww. Go away. The position has been filled.
Bitchin...
The first batch of Disease Be Gone is finished! Now we just need some sick sim to try it on.
Minka continues to rip out the hearts of sims everywhere!
She probably has more hobby points than anyone else in Oceanside.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YES, YOU ARE PREGNANT!
After a nice bubble bath Minka up-chucks...
And heads to bed.
Day Five
Minka wakes up a little sluggish. Pregnancy will do that to you.
Just remember you wanted this lady!
Bestie Selena Bossanova stops by. It's a good thing because Minka needs someone to talk to.
Oh snap! Here comes Sadie - retreat! RETREAT!
Sadie: Well that was suspicious...
Minka: *mutters to herself* Walk quickly away. Try not to draw attention to yourself...
Are you trying to wash away the guilt Minka Yomoshoto!
It's mac and cheese time when...
First baby bump!
The baby bump and the nausea isn't going to stop this lady from getting her 2nd Mechanical point!
Yay! I can't wait for the hobby places to be unlocked.
Minka calls it in early. She didn't get the 2nd Mechanical point, but there's always tomorrow.
And what happened to Selena?
Selena: FIIIIIRRREEEEE!!!!!
I'm so glad I have such brave sims. It's ok. It burned itself out. Thanks for reading!
Notes: I have no idea why Minka couldn't conceive with Kendrick or why she could with Fitz on the first try. I double checked all of my ACR/Unmarried try for baby settings and everything was ok. Oh well! I guess soda in the woohoo as a contraceptive really does work. Minka might write a book about it.
Credits: Traits system originally from Sims 3 and adapted by
Serisims and
Maranatah.