I Look Like...
Google the phrase "(Your name) looks like" and find the best one from the first page of results. Don't forget to put it in quotes, otherwise it won't work.
"Dan's wife is really a wonderful woman. Quite attractive too.
Small wonder however that my buddy Dan looks like this.
Too many chocolates for Dan!"
...wow, that was the first one I even looked at.
This one's pretty good too... Apparently everything dan looks like is accompanied by a picture.
So, in unrelated news, Joey's coming to Vic tonight, so we'll get to some chillin' like villians... with Helen McMelon.