Dreams are getting weirder to make up for my boring life.
On Monday night, I dreamt that I was watching Yes, Dear. On this particular episode, everyone was in the livingroom watching tv. It was some program about dogs. Everyone but Jimmy gradually left the room. At this point, Jimmy started masturbating. You could actually see it! Then Kim came back in and saw him. Then Greg came in, and Kim told him that Jimmy was masturbating to dogs on tv. Greg called Jimmy a pervert. Also, Jimmy had a puppy on his lap. The end.
So last night I had this weird dream where I was in a house that turned out to be infested with these sabretooth kittens... they were so tiny, and the mother was only slightly larger than a house cat. Malcolm and Reece from Malcolm in the Middle were there. Since the kittens were infesting the place, Reece and I ended up smothering the kittens to death with pillows. He seemed to really enjoy it.
I got up around 8 this morning, and then went back to bed, at which point I dreamt that me and most of the people I know were having a big party. Throughout conversation, someone mentioned that Michelle was into crystal meth now. The party ended up being a real mess, and I think that ticked off my mom. When the party was dying down, I found out that Kevin's mom was going out with Zach, this kid I knew from Highschool. Kevin's mom wasn't his actual mom, she had long brown hair. So Kev didn't seem too enthused about this whole Zach + Mom thing, and when people were saying goodbye, he was just like "yeah sure, whatever."
Kevin's mom was on the same couch I was laying on, and she put a cob of corn on my leg and started eating it. It was a weird feeling.
Man... two of the past three dreams were about tv... that's kinda sad.
So last night I met Jim, the guy that's staying here. He seems nice enough. Dave, Seth and I were deep frying chips and stuff. Pretty fun.
So last night I had this weird dream where I was in a house that turned out to be infested with these sabretooth kittens... they were so tiny, and the mother was only slightly larger than a house cat. Malcolm and Reece from Malcolm in the Middle were there. Since the kittens were infesting the place, Reece and I ended up smothering the kittens to death with pillows. He seemed to really enjoy it.
I got up around 8 this morning, and then went back to bed, at which point I dreamt that me and most of the people I know were having a big party. Throughout conversation, someone mentioned that Michelle was into crystal meth now. The party ended up being a real mess, and I think that ticked off my mom. When the party was dying down, I found out that Kevin's mom was going out with Zach, this kid I knew from Highschool. Kevin's mom wasn't his actual mom, she had long brown hair. So Kev didn't seem too enthused about this whole Zach + Mom thing, and when people were saying goodbye, he was just like "yeah sure, whatever."
Kevin's mom was on the same couch I was laying on, and she put a cob of corn on my leg and started eating it. It was a weird feeling.
Man... two of the past three dreams were about tv... that's kinda sad.
So last night I met Jim, the guy that's staying here. He seems nice enough. Dave, Seth and I were deep frying chips and stuff. Pretty fun.