[Accidental Voice Post]

[darkest0knight]

Yeah, I'm gonna need two extra large with pepperoni, chicken, green peppers, ham, and olives...the black ones.

Uh, and the liter of pepsi?  ....No, make it two.  And the chicken wings.

[pause]

Delivery.  Can you put a rush on the order?  I'm kind of starving.

[weak laughter]

Twenty minutes, thanks.

-click-

It's okay girl.  Dinner's coming.

[soft whine of a

Comments

[thatsmyjob]

That is by far one of the more disgusting pizza orders I've ever heard.

[darkest0knight]

You people all have olive prejudice or something.

[thatsmyjob]

Actually, I don't mind the olives. It was the ham and green pepper combination that threw me off.

[darkest0knight]

What's wrong with ham and green peppers?

[thatsmyjob]

Individually, nothing. Together on a pizza they don't really work for me. I'd much rather mix sausage with green pepper and ham with onion or pineapple.

[darkest0knight]

I don't do the whole pineapple thing.

[thatsmyjob]

Pineapple has it's uses.

Still, that's a heafty amount of food to be ordering. Do you normally go through binges like that regularly?

[darkest0knight]

It's used to put ice cream on top of.

Nah, this is like a once a month type deal.

[thatsmyjob]

Among other things.

A once a month type deal? Is it a medical condition?

[darkest0knight]

Huh? Oh, no, I just...get hungry. Not often.

[thatsmyjob]

Uh huh.

Just remember you do the lining of your esophogus no good if you purge it all back up later.

[darkest0knight]

Oh, I don't think that'll be a problem.

[thatsmyjob]

The metabolism of the young.

[darkest0knight]

I'm a growing boy.

[thatsmyjob]

Mmmm, because gut rot pizza and fat soaked chicken wings with two liters of tooth rot is going to enhance your growth.

Seriously, you could get good calories and the necessary metabolic boost from a more nutritious meal that would be smaller, cost less and do your arteries less harm in the future.

[darkest0knight]

I don't have time to do the whole nutritious thing.