May 23, 2009 15:54
[A burst of static and then you can hear a lively strain of carnival music as a black placard on the screen with white lettering says 'Come See the Amazing Tony'. A grainy picture of a young man on a platform appears. He's surrounded by what look like bouncers or bodyguards, however he doesn't seemed to be soothed by their presence at all. In fact, he looks more nervous of them than the crowd gathered in front of the platform.
The screen switches to the placard again, which now says 'Amazing Feats of Magic and Sorcery'. This time when the camera is back on Tony, you can see him raise his hand and call out something with seven syllables. A ball placed on a table a good ten feet away flies to his open hand. The crowd claps. Tony does this five more times, each object getting larger in weight.
The placard changes again, this time to 'See Him Throw Fire From His Bare Hands'. Tony on camera looks like he's arguing with several of the bodyguards. As the camera zooms in, you can pick up what he's saying.]
....an't do that just for some stupid show, okay? It's fucking dangerous! I haven't even practiced a powershot yet and I'm not gonna do it with a crowd full of people around, so the show's over. Let me go-
[Static]
magic,
wizarding,
not a good idea,
the amazing tony is not amused,
kidnapped by carnies ugh,
affected,
like a circus,
curse day