What's so great about pirates and ninjas, really? Forget Talk Like a Pirate Day. Forget Talk Like a Wizard Day, even. Why isn't there a Productions Assistant Appreciation day? Or a Third Assistant Director Appreciation day? TADA has a nice ring to it.
By the way, there's one invisible sneaker somewhere in the apartment, so if you ever trip over something that isn't there, Lee...that's probably it. I figured out that I can cloak other things with the Notice-Me-Not just by touching them when the spell activates, but if I want to reverse the spell on them they have to be marked with my blood. Kind of weird.
Also I had to draw the symbol of silver on my stomach in felt pen and now it's not coming off. Which I think means I accidentally got a tattoo and I wasn't even drunk.
It's been real quiet around the Office these days. Rose is gone and Styles hasn't been in because Brocklehurst left too. ...I wonder what's going on with the Palace.
By the way, playing hard to get? So not fun. He walks around without a shirt on purpose, I swear. Will power, Foster. Must. Have. Will power.