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[darkest0knight]

Things that are fucked up about today:

1)  Victory is sewing a dress that she wants to wear to a dance.

2)  Someone left poisoned apples in the fridge.

3)  Walter plays with balls and thinks he's a princess.  Also he may or may not be sleeping with a frog.

4)  Victory's sewing a dress.

5)  The church's turned into a castle.  There's a big, tacky throne

Comments

[bitingnightmare]

Walter and the frog are sexually incompatible.

[darkest0knight]

I really hope so.

What are you doing?

1/2

[bitingnightmare]

... You people don't stop--

[bitingnightmare]

What are you doing?

I answer all calls. It's in my nature.

[darkest0knight]

O...kay. But I didn't call you.

[bitingnightmare]

I hate this life.

[darkest0knight]

At least Blue's not being eaten by a witch with a gingerbread house.

[bitingnightmare]

Yeah well I would know, he has to carry my ass around.

[darkest0knight]

Bitch bitch, whine whine.

1/2

[bitingnightmare]

You little--

[bitingnightmare]

[darkest0knight]

The fuck is that supposed to be?

[bitingnightmare]

The fuck is that supposed to be?

Das Führer.

[darkest0knight]

...You are seriously disturbed.

[playstheblues]

He's answering questions.

He turned into a magic mirror.

[darkest0knight]

You mean in a "who's the fairest of them all" kind of way?