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[darkest0knight]

Things that are fucked up about today:

1)  Victory is sewing a dress that she wants to wear to a dance.

2)  Someone left poisoned apples in the fridge.

3)  Walter plays with balls and thinks he's a princess.  Also he may or may not be sleeping with a frog.

4)  Victory's sewing a dress.

5)  The church's turned into a castle.  There's a big, tacky throne

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[killerdimples]

[He could, but it seems that some very angry looking roses have grown over the door to the bedroom]

[darkest0knight]

...Oh for fuck's sake.

[searching for the handle beneath the roses]

Lee? Lee, can you open the door?

[killerdimples]

[he might. But there's no response. Briars?]

[darkest0knight]

[now ripping vines off the door, cutting up his hands on the thorns]

Fuck fuck fuck ow.

[they seem to grow back quicker than he can rip them. Tugs his sword out of the closet to start hacking at them]

[killerdimples]

[and still no response. The vines are getting pissed, though.]

[darkest0knight]

[dodging the ones that swipe at his face, hack hack hack]

Lee, you had better not be dead in there.

[hack, hack, almost ready to powershot the door at this rate]

[killerdimples]

[quick! There's an opening, the knob! The knob!]

[darkest0knight]

[dives for it, getting a nasty scratch on the back of his hand for his trouble but...success! turning]

Lee!

[killerdimples]

[sleeping on a bed that is NOT theirs, in a fairy-tale prince outfit]

[darkest0knight]

The fuck...

[checking the room quickly before going over to the bed]

Lee? [hand on his shoulder]

[killerdimples]

[sleeping]

[darkest0knight]

[shakes him]

C'mon, wake up. We have to go.

[killerdimples]

[still sleeping]

[darkest0knight]

Hey. Hey. Come on, please?

[shakes harder]

Lee, please don't do this, please?

[killerdimples]

[sleep]

[darkest0knight]

[putting the sword down to lean over him]

This...this better work.

[kisses]