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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In May I stole everyonesamy's purse (-30 points). Last Wednesday I donated bone marrow to _sideshow_freak in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In July erinnish and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last week I pushed timeofmylife587 in the mud (-17 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-497 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Darkerwatcher
spank me please...