Mar 13, 2010 23:01
[Fiddles with the phone a few minutes, then comes in clear as a bell]
That settles that, then.
Hello, my name is Alice. I'm not sure how it is I've come to be here, but I'm fairly certain this isn't an uncommon occurrence, lest I'm going mad again, but I doubt that. I feel fairly lucid, and have wits about me. It;s hardly unlikely this is an illusion of sorts, so instead of continuing to break the belongings in this place that I imagine must be where I live, I'd like some information if you please.
My belongings are missing, I'm dressed in this horrible frock, and I apparently have a family I never knew of until now. Anyone care to explain?