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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Monday I turned peppersnot in for littering (3 points). Last Thursday I helped johnisdeader hide a body (-173 points). In March I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In July I put money in gypsyscot's expired parking meter (14 points). In February I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-932 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
darkenedsilence