bwahahahah

Mar 07, 2006 01:23

Sick whose sick? Dreadful disease damn near killing all whom it touches for days. i had a sniffle and a headache for a day. The end! Bwahahahahah. My immune system socks your socks and you know it.

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Oh REEEEEEEEEELY? evilelena March 7 2006, 10:58:02 UTC
I guess we have to throw more at you to stress you out more.

A girl came by yesterday...she was 9 months pregnant and said the baby was yours.

Then your dad came by the house and said everybody had lost their jobs and they were going to the poorhouse.

Matt evicted us and we have a month to find a new place.

Blockbuster called and said you were fired and to never show your face again.

Feeling sicker?

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Re: Oh REEEEEEEEEELY? vodkaking March 7 2006, 14:02:12 UTC
oh and oh yeah

will?

i am you your father

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Re: Oh REEEEEEEEEELY? darkenedsilence March 8 2006, 16:27:53 UTC
That's wierd, you being my son and all. That's some really trippy kinda timewarp / superinbreeding thing. Crazy mormons. Remember whose the elder son!

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Re: Oh REEEEEEEEEELY? lachatterouge March 8 2006, 04:35:00 UTC
Oh... and Will?

Is that a grey hair?

:P

Feel better!

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Re: Oh REEEEEEEEEELY? darkenedsilence March 8 2006, 16:43:57 UTC
YES! It's a damned hydra too! I pulled one out and 2 grew in it's place . . . then 4 . . . then 8. Then the wierd part happened. It got into the double digits I yank and poof and actual damned hydra pops out of my head. not a small one, mind you, but a old school straight outta the mythologies hydra (thankfully I was in the middle of a park when this happened) which apparently was not happy living on my head it ate me. Being attactched to me however led to it eating itself and in turn, turning inside out. When I awoke sticky, stinky, and partially digested . . . my hair was back to it's completely normal shade.

I'm healthy again though so thanks =) I've had runny noses that hurt more than that sillly bug :o)

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Re: Oh REEEEEEEEEELY? lachatterouge March 11 2006, 04:00:25 UTC
thats a pretty sweet deal. not only do you get to say a hydra grew out of your head, but that you "dispatched" of it in a way that would make hercules blush.

kudos to you :)

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Re: Oh REEEEEEEEEELY? darkenedsilence March 8 2006, 16:26:03 UTC
It's not homelessness it's called extreme camping! Well always figured I should experience camping at some point. Now I get to do it on the EXTREME scale. :oP

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