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[darkenedleader]

If I hear one more crack about my personal hygiene, rest assured the speakers shall find themselves at the business end of my gun.

Rufus Sir, when are you going to leave? I am not letting you go unaccompanied.

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[littleblackcait]

Now, who would dare ever make fun of the leader of the Turks? Oh, and clear a spot on your schedule, you've been elected to give Reno and me cooking lessons. Or at least Reno- his idea of cooking is boiled water and baked beans.

.... and hide all the paper bags you can find, hmm?

[Private//Unhackable]

Tseng, you need to do something to relax- you're going to crack yourself under all this stress. Don't sit and stew over things until they explode. Rufus needs you a lot more than he'd ever let on. Too bad he still doesn't know how to shed that stupid 'presidential' front....

((ooc: man, Tseng and Rufus are putting Reeve into overdrive on the 'nosy big brother' routine XD ))

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[darkenedleader]

Wait.. when did this happen and why was I not..

[darkenedleader]

Never mind.

[Private; Unhackable;]

What else can I do, Reeve? Interference is the cause for more stress than worth mentioning. It is how he is. I do not wish to burden him by needing anything more.

[ooc; Tseng's so, so, so difficult. x.x]

[littleblackcait]

Blame Elena- she said you knew how to cook. And while I can do a decent job, I can't cook Wutaian to save my life. I can cook chili and grill steaks, but every time I try to cook rice it burns....

[Private//Unhackable]

I didn't say interfere. I said to relax. Go beat the snot out of Zack or Reno or something. Meditate. Something to clear your mind so that you can focus better on the important things and not let the small stuff overwhelm you. Especially if it's something you cannot control... trust me, then it's best to take a step back and observe from a distance. Even when you really want to drag him back to his senses by the scruff of his neck.... I know, but he's still learning that here he's more than just the president of Shinra. ... heh. Funny, I think he said the exact same thing about you....

(ooc: the Shinra boys are all such obstinate little brats, aren't they? XD They need a good spanking. Or something. *patpats Tseng*))

[darkenedleader]

Why is she telling you all everything now? Wutaian cooking requires patience. .. that's an accomplishment, you know. It's the equivalent of burning water.

[Private//Unhackable]

I am hoping to engage Zack in a duel, eventually. Thank you for worrying, Reeve. But I am fine. It would be a miracle to bring him to life at this point.

[ooc; Yes. They do. Ohgodtheevilimages*dies*]

[littleblackcait]

I never claimed to be a gourmet chef, Tseng, although I've been told my grill-outs were something to look forward to at the Shinra outdoor parties.

[Private//Unhackable]

Good. As much as I like Zack, he needs to be knocked down a peg or two. .... heheh. Funny thing about miracles, Tseng- they happen every day, and in the smallest of gestures. Even three little words can be a miracle in and of themselves. And if you don't catch that hint, I really will con Elena into helping me lock you two in a closet.

((ooc:.... I can see chibi Tseng and Chibi Rufus with little red bottoms now for some reason and it hurts XD ))

[darkenedleader]

I recall. They certainly were the best. You should make some for Rufus, he enjoys them.

[Private//Unhackable]

He is amusing; as he was during his SOLDIER days. While I am not entirely up to par with his skills, I am certain I could give him some trouble. ... I know what you are up to and I will advise you to not tread there. There's no point.

[ooc; ...JFSDFHSIHAVETODRAWTHAT.]

[littleblackcait]

I plan on it- I think a nice big barbeque would lift some spirits... or at least provide a decent meal.

[Private//Unhackable]

I'm not up to anything! Whatever would make you think that, hmm? I was just spouting off random advice, but it seems to have hit a chord~

... you caught on a hell of a lot faster than Rufus. He's still riding down the banks of denial.

((ooc: DO EET XD ))

[darkenedleader]

It should be fun. Go for it, Reeve.

[Private//Unhackable]

I do not like dragging things out where they needn't be. You and Elena.. really.

[ooc; ♥!!]