Feb 13, 2011 22:10
[FEBRUARY. Season of fuzzy feelings, happy couples and LOVE. And with the grand day just around the corner, everyone must be preparing something for their special someone!
... ffffft, yeah, sure. Like Crow's broadcast would ever be about something like that. No, Crow's a Shounen Hero and that probably means he has absolutely no interest in anything so sappy and girly! Right? Right.
And that's why, when the video starts, you can see Crow in an apron, standing in some unspecified kitchen in Ecruteak among some giggling teenage girls.
... what.]
Ahem! [This is Crow's fifth attempt to get the girls' attention. But it failed! So it takes another three for them to stop chatting and ask him if he caught a cold. Ignoring that, Crow begins the lesson of their life.]
Cooking is like dueling. [Dramatic pause to build up tension. Sadly, he doesn't seem to notice the girls are only silent because they have no idea what the heck he's talking about.] It requires both skill and experience to be performed well! But that's not all - you need to put your heart and soul into it. [This deep statement receives some more giggles in response. Not exactly what Crow would like to hear, but nobody said teaching would be easy!]
Okay! Now, take the bowls with chocolate. Pour about one third of it onto the counter--
Ahhh! I got burned!
Yeah, I'm pretty sure I said it's hot about... thirty times?
Is this much okay...?
--I said one third, not three bowls!
Ewww, it's totally gross! We don't have to like, touch it or something?
[It hasn't been five minutes and the kitchen already looks like a battlefield.]
... What have I done to deserve that....?
[[ooc: I'm sorry for dropping off the face of the Earth last week, guys :< don't worry, I haven't forgotten any of you and I hope you'll forgive me when I backtag you like crazy soonish! Also, color fonts are random NPC girls.]]
!hayama mizuki,
valentine's day approaching,
shut up cooking is manly,
!suzuki adelheid,
crow is a role model for every child,
crow is a responsible adult alright,
apron momma apparently,
desperate housewives or something,
crow is such a mom,
martha would be so proud,
*location: ecruteak city,
motivating speech time