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1) What's the middle name of first person you slept with?
I have no idea what her middle name was
2) What kind of underwear are you wearing, and what color are they?
white tidey whities
3) What song do you want played at your funeral?
oh danny boy or george jones "ole george stopped drinkin' today"
4) What is the number of your sluttiest friend so that some of your single friends can get some action?
im my sluttiest friend:)
5) What would your last meal be before being executed?
a 7 course italian meal of some sort, complete with calamari, fettuchini's of all sorts (with shrimp and that pesto sauce i love), gnochi, biscotti's, everything. so that when i was executed my bowels would unleash a gruesom load for my executioners to clean
6) Beatles or Stones?
stones. no comparing.
7) If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be?
hillary rodham clinton
8) The person whose problems you wouldn't want to hear?
mine, definitely mine
9) What is the thing most important to you about the preferred sex?
the capacity to love and be loved without faltering
10) Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
no, weird question since im a guy and guys dont have friends they hate. they'd be considered at best acquaintences
11) If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
fireballs from the finger tips
12) Favorite hangover cure?
sleep
13) How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
"and after ten rounds of jose cuervo, i lost count and started over again"
14) Favorite Outkast lyric?
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson [OOOH]
I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson [OOOH]
I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
15) Hair colour you most like someone you're dating to have?
dark brown
16) If you had to be blind or deaf, which would you choose?
blind. music is my life
17) Do you have any psychiatric problems?
we dont have psychiatric problems. stoopid fat hobbitsses what kind of question is that for ussss? precioussssss
18) Siblings that should go to rehab?
haha ya my sisters got issues
19) Least favorite month?
June, my birthday's sucked lately
20) Favorite hateful thing to do to somebody?
yell out the car window at random somebodies, picking out their most obvious physical fault. what better ego boosting activities are there?
21) First movie you remember seeing as a kid?
e.t.
23) When's the last time you went on a date?
last night
vinces italian resturaunt yay
24) Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Yes.
25) Fall or spring?
springtime for hitler and germanyyyyyyy goose step the new step todaaaaaay
26) Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
ebony
27) If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
what the hell kind of question is that for a homophobe like me?!?!/ george w. bush
28) Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
i dont want to live when im old and brittle
29) Who is the person you can count on the most?
myself
30) If you could date any celebrity, past or present, time and age are not a factor...?
anna nicole smith, before she turned into the largest gas giant in the solar system
31) What books have you pretended to read?
thats like asking me how many times i've faked an orgasm hahahahahahhahah
32) What's a word you'd use to describe your life?
shit-tay
33) What's your favorite drinking game?
buzz
34) What did you dream about last night?
sex, probably
35) Favorite vices?
porn
36) What's the last thing you'd ever tell someone?
that im gay
cuz im not
heh
I have no idea what her middle name was
2) What kind of underwear are you wearing, and what color are they?
white tidey whities
3) What song do you want played at your funeral?
oh danny boy or george jones "ole george stopped drinkin' today"
4) What is the number of your sluttiest friend so that some of your single friends can get some action?
im my sluttiest friend:)
5) What would your last meal be before being executed?
a 7 course italian meal of some sort, complete with calamari, fettuchini's of all sorts (with shrimp and that pesto sauce i love), gnochi, biscotti's, everything. so that when i was executed my bowels would unleash a gruesom load for my executioners to clean
6) Beatles or Stones?
stones. no comparing.
7) If you had to pick one person on earth to die, who would it be?
hillary rodham clinton
8) The person whose problems you wouldn't want to hear?
mine, definitely mine
9) What is the thing most important to you about the preferred sex?
the capacity to love and be loved without faltering
10) Do you secretly hate some of your friends but are too nice to reject them?
no, weird question since im a guy and guys dont have friends they hate. they'd be considered at best acquaintences
11) If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
fireballs from the finger tips
12) Favorite hangover cure?
sleep
13) How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
"and after ten rounds of jose cuervo, i lost count and started over again"
14) Favorite Outkast lyric?
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson [OOOH]
I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson [OOOH]
I am for real
Never meant to make your daughter cry
I apologize a trillion times
15) Hair colour you most like someone you're dating to have?
dark brown
16) If you had to be blind or deaf, which would you choose?
blind. music is my life
17) Do you have any psychiatric problems?
we dont have psychiatric problems. stoopid fat hobbitsses what kind of question is that for ussss? precioussssss
18) Siblings that should go to rehab?
haha ya my sisters got issues
19) Least favorite month?
June, my birthday's sucked lately
20) Favorite hateful thing to do to somebody?
yell out the car window at random somebodies, picking out their most obvious physical fault. what better ego boosting activities are there?
21) First movie you remember seeing as a kid?
e.t.
23) When's the last time you went on a date?
last night
vinces italian resturaunt yay
24) Do you like violent movies or dirty movies?
Yes.
25) Fall or spring?
springtime for hitler and germanyyyyyyy goose step the new step todaaaaaay
26) Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
ebony
27) If you are straight, what person of the same sex would you do it with?
what the hell kind of question is that for a homophobe like me?!?!/ george w. bush
28) Where do you want to live when you are old and brittle?
i dont want to live when im old and brittle
29) Who is the person you can count on the most?
myself
30) If you could date any celebrity, past or present, time and age are not a factor...?
anna nicole smith, before she turned into the largest gas giant in the solar system
31) What books have you pretended to read?
thats like asking me how many times i've faked an orgasm hahahahahahhahah
32) What's a word you'd use to describe your life?
shit-tay
33) What's your favorite drinking game?
buzz
34) What did you dream about last night?
sex, probably
35) Favorite vices?
porn
36) What's the last thing you'd ever tell someone?
that im gay
cuz im not
heh