HAR HAR HAR

[darken_rahl]

I hate to bastardize a joe nichols song, but i was driving in the car bringing my wife dorota some lunch and had this song "if nobody believed" playing and an alternative version popped into my head almost as if by divine intervention.

joe nichols version

i watched him take the two strike call
he hadn't tried to swing at all
he must've had all that he could take
he walked away for goodness sake
his fathers voice was loud and mean
you'll never amount to anything
that little boy quit tryin
he just walked away
there were teardrops on his face
tell me how would you feel
you'd probly give up too
if nobody believed
in you....

my version

John kerry

I watched him lose the election this fall
he hadnt gotten the swing vote at all
vietnam's vets must've had all they could take
he viet conged them for goodness sake
his wife's voice was loud and mean
"i shood haf married hov-ard DEAN!"
that hanoi john quit tryin
he just walked away
there were teardrops on his face
tell me how would you feel
you'd probably give up too
if nobody believed or voted
in you.....

sniff sniff