Jesus fucking christ in a shopping cart

[darken_clayton]

Well dayum. Today was fucked. It started at about 7pm, with Luke waking me up saying that he went and got UO - Ultima Online and I was all sorts of chipper, untill reading the package let me know that WE CAN'T PLAY IT! Fuck me running, our computer sucks and isn't fast enough to play it.-Sobs- man, me an luke devoted ~ easily ~ A year of our life to playing that game, then it was riped away from us. Like using a new part of your brain and then poof its gone. After about a hour of mourning, Jon-o called, in tears, saying he needed to be rescued. He was under heavy fire from his ex, his current, and his old fuck buddy. they had picked him up at work and started screaming at him. poor boy had to jump outta the car (yes, as it was movin) to excape, and it didn't even work then, he was hiding in some bushes when I got to where he said he would be, being stalked by the evil women-things. I pulled up, the girls got confused, and jon-o burst from hiding to run to the van. He hoped in, and there was screaming and yelling and whatnot, then I peeled out.:D They chased us for a bit, keep screaming at us that the cops were coming -eep!- so I did the only natural thing. I sped down a stop-sign littered street, almost got hit, then turned a few times, pulled into an alley and killed the lights. We turned around just in time to see them cruise by. haha high sped chase, hurrah. But then we came back here, smoked pot, t'was good. Around 4Am, I gotz to talkin with Hellcat and Robyn. (lol gotz) they were bored, so they decided to walk over here. haha it was raining, but I won't hold that against them. They're sleeping on my bed & couch respectivaly right now, i've gotta rouse them by 9 so they can get up on outta here (sry girls, I know sleep is wonderfull, but i've gotta be left by noon) Oh yeah, today is my dad's birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD! Coolest old stoner i'll ever know. hands down.

But yes, I've been trying to update all night, but shit keeps happening to the browser, so I lost my work.. I think I'll just quit now while I'm ahead. g'bye