scientists telling it like it is

[darkelf19]

Don't worry Zutarians. Katang won't last either. According to scientists, it seems that although the likely hood of a Zutara romance actually making it is slim to none, Katang doesn't fair much better. And Maiko doesn't stand a chance.

read the article

So basically...

Maiko is killed by Emotional Unavailabilityy, Katang by Unrealistic Compromise, also known as the Marriage Annihilator and Zutara by Post-Traumatic Embitterment Disorder.

XD

Suddenly I want to write fanfiction again.