it's all about you

[darkelf19]

So f-list, it's that time again. Time to fill my LJ with popular memes and what-nots. And more importantly, to figure out who the hell I'm actually talking to!

So, if you're so inclined, please fill out this questionnaire  I stole from noelleno

If you're on my friends list, I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already

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[aiffe]

You have permission to unscreen mine: I have no secrets. *g*

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?

As I seem to be demisexual, what constitutes a relationship for me is rather ill-defined. I could be in several serious relationships!

02) What was your dream growing up?

I had so many...I think my last real "dream" before being crushed by cold reality was to be a sulky driver in harness racing.

03) What talent do you wish you had?

Musical ability. I think I have the potential somewhere in me, but it's never really been developed.

04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?

A virgin pina colada.

05) Favorite vegetable?

Uh...I like them all, really! But I'll say scallions, they have an interesting flavor that goes with a lot.

06) What was the last book you read?

I've got a bunch of books open right now, but I'm reading pretty slowly because I keep getting distracted by manga/fic/drawing/TV/internet/video games. I think the last one I finished was Ender's Game?

07) What zodiac sign are you?

Scorpio. Also, Rat.

08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.

Just the standard pair in the earlobes.

09) Worst Habit?

Procrastination.

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?

Nah, but I'd get off my bicycle and walk with you.

11) What is your favorite sport?

Masturbation.

12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?

I think a lot of people would peg me as a pessimist, but just because I don't believe in irrationally good fortune doesn't mean I'll give up easy.

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?

Every time I do this meme, I interpret this question as what if the elevator were stuck with us inside. But I think it's actually asking how I'd handle an awkward moment. Foolish meme! As though I need an elevator to make an awkward silence!

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?

I think this question is only meant to be answered by young, fortunate people with humorous embarrassments to fill in here.

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.

I haven't vomited in over fifteen years.

16) Do you have any pets?

;_______; Yeah. They're not where I want them, though.

17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?

"I swear, I don't always live in squalor! You just, uh, caught me at a bad time."

18) What was your first impression of me?

I don't remember. We've been friends a long time.

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?

Neither. They're just people in makeup.

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?

I'd never have another blemish.

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?

I could be both. "How to be an ethical criminal."

22) What color eyes do you have?

Sort of brown mixed with olive green.

23) Ever been arrested?

Several times. I have the scars to prove it.

24) Bottle or can soda?

I prefer drinking out of glass whenever possible. But I also don't drink cola.

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?

Take care of several pending emergencies. Buy empath_eia something nice.

26) What's your favorite place to hang out at?

My bed.

27) Do you believe in ghosts?

No.

28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?

I hope it's "go online," since that's mostly what I seem to do.

29) Do you swear a lot?

Sometimes. I do try not to, but some days I'm a lot more successful than others. I try not to say "shit" instead of "stuff," but the ghetto is strong with this one. :/

30) Biggest pet peeve?

I really hate homophone confusion. >:| It's painful to look at.

31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?

....indescribable?

32) Do you believe/appreciate romance?

I'm not sure what the meme means. I love love. But sometimes I can't tell romance from my foot. I asked my mom what I was missing, and she said, "A heart!"