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I have been reading this book called Lamb by Christopher Moore. I shall say it is an amazing book. This book is a novel, The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal. I dont know much about religion, but a college friend over here just finished the book and she thought it enjoyable, so it got the book as well.
Here is an excerpt from the novel:
What is cool about this book is that there are kind of two stories in one.
"Ive tried to get the angel to watch MTV so i can lern the vocabulary of your music, but even with the gift of tongues, Im having trouble learning to speak hip-hop. Why is that one ban busta rhyme or busta move anywhere but you must bust a cap in someone's ass? Is 'ho' feminine and 'muthafucka' always masculine, while 'bitch' can be either? How many epps in a posse, how much booty before baby got back, do you have to be all that to get all up in that, and do I need to be dope and phat to be da bomb or can I just be 'stupid'? "
*haha I love that quote*
"THe first time i saw the man who would save the world he was sitting near the central well in Nazareth with a lizard hanging out of his mouth."
*i was so surprised*
Ya, the story is not real. But this book is so awesome! I love the humor.
It's all good!
Here is an excerpt from the novel:
What is cool about this book is that there are kind of two stories in one.
"Ive tried to get the angel to watch MTV so i can lern the vocabulary of your music, but even with the gift of tongues, Im having trouble learning to speak hip-hop. Why is that one ban busta rhyme or busta move anywhere but you must bust a cap in someone's ass? Is 'ho' feminine and 'muthafucka' always masculine, while 'bitch' can be either? How many epps in a posse, how much booty before baby got back, do you have to be all that to get all up in that, and do I need to be dope and phat to be da bomb or can I just be 'stupid'? "
*haha I love that quote*
"THe first time i saw the man who would save the world he was sitting near the central well in Nazareth with a lizard hanging out of his mouth."
*i was so surprised*
Ya, the story is not real. But this book is so awesome! I love the humor.
It's all good!