Great hot lump

[darkelady]

Its hot here. Hot hot hot. Did I mention hot? I have a zillion things to do and here I sit in the path of the fan. Argh. I bet if I had the energy to walk around the house I would see my light meter spinning madly. Dread to see next months bill.
Oh how I want to go jump in the ocean but my elderly heap won't get me there and I can't get anyone to take me there. Sigh.