All curse, Cthulhu!!!!
All curse, Cthulhu.
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In August, I fed Taocub to a Shoggoth (250 points). In April, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon Iuchiyoshi (65 points). In November, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In September, I stopped Taocub from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In March, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). Last week, I sacrificed Wendigo to Cthulhu (500 points).
In short, I have been very good (655 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Tygs
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
BTW,
Evil cursings unto Cubbie, who I stole this from.
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In August, I fed Taocub to a Shoggoth (250 points). In April, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon Iuchiyoshi (65 points). In November, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In September, I stopped Taocub from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In March, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). Last week, I sacrificed Wendigo to Cthulhu (500 points).
In short, I have been very good (655 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Tygs
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
BTW,
Evil cursings unto Cubbie, who I stole this from.