It's stupid; I apologize in advance.
You know Jedward, from the European Song Contest? There's that line in their song: "Oh-oh, am I heading for a car crash?"
Here's what my kids sing: "Oh-oh, am I heading for a cock rash?"
Not sure where they got that from.
That said, I want to mention "Der weiße Neger Wumbaba" to German readers. And Coldmirror, for the bit of everyday crazy we all need.
Going on a short vacation today, will probably be without 'net (the horror!). Back on the tenth.