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[darkbutterfly14]

This is a Bleach... something-or-other...I don't know what to call it... between me and my friend.

WARNING! Includes: His couch/Aizen, mpreg; crack pairings(duh), Aizen Hate, Anti-AizenGin, other anti-character stuff, Bleach spoilers for ~ Deicide 15, honeymoond pics. be warned, mind poison, brain-bleach, really, REALLY bad spelling/grammar mistakes, ...I think that's it...

Yeah...
Y'all can leave now...

Anyone left?
Well... here it is~

~fanfictalk~
Kai: no killing preggos
Kruubi: awwww
Kruubi: not even a preggers sakura?
Kai: ........................................................
Kruubi: or a preggers momo?
Kai: okau not even sakura
Kruubi: or a preggers aizen?
Kruubi: or a preggers...........evil person?
Kruubi: or a preggers dumbledor?
Kai: aizen can live until............................. the father can keep the child and it won't traumatize the child. even AIZEN.
Kruubi: ........so gin has rights to the baby?
Kai: gin woldn't be the father
Kruubi: yes he would
Kai: no
Kai: he wouldnt
Kai: he hates aizen
Kai: he's said so himself
Kai: ill prove it
Kruubi: okay chill i was kidding
Kai:

Kai: needs braces
Kruubi: so momo would be the father?
Kai: .......
Kai: lol
Kai: probably not
Kruubi: weirder things have happened
Kai: but she has the second highest chance
Kruubi: tousen?
Kai: first is his couch
Kruubi: lol
Kai: i think they got married last month
Kruubi: OMG NUU I MISSED IT!!!!
Kruubi: *calls aizens couch*
Kai: lol
Kruubi: Kai you were wrong its next month
Kai: i think it was private
Kai: no
Kai: i got honeymoon pics
Kruubi: LIES
Kai: i had to drimk bleach
Kai: no one was invited
Kruubi: YOUR TALKING ABOUT DUMBLEDORE AND HIS DESK
Kai: not even tousen
Kai: no, THAT'S next month
Kruubi: *waves phone* couchy said its next month
Kai: are you sure that's couch? I have to puc
Kai: pic*
Kruubi: *talks on phone8 yes im sure kai i can clearly hear aizen begging for forgivness on the other side
Kai: [link] I told you
Kai: i got honeymoon pics
Kai: it's the only one i didn't burn
Kruubi: /////////////u just made that didnt you
Kai: no
Kai: couch sent it to me
Kai: last week
Kruubi: lol
Kai: with all the... others... o_e
Kruubi: I CANT BELIEVE I WASNT INVITED couchy loves me
Kruubi: not fair i met couchy first
Kai: they didnt invite anyone
Kruubi: but u said you went
Kai: ulqui gave her my adress
Kai: no
Kai: i got honeymoon pics
Kruubi: u said you had to drink bleach
Kai: yes
Kai: because of the honey...moon....... pics....
Kruubi: aww i wanna seez them
Kai: i burnt most of them
Kruubi: *gets the pics couchy sent to email*
Kruubi: *...........*
Kai: yeah...
Kai: honeymoon
Kruubi: how does he get his leg like that?
Kai: ...i honestlt dont know
Kai: i think...
Kai: he learnt it from
Kai: grimmy
Kai: or noi-noi
Kruubi: .............*looks at next pic*
Kai: see?
Kruubi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kai: i think it was noi-noi
Kruubi: can...can it go that far?
Kai: ...
Kai: i guess... so...
Kai: i dont think aizen's healthy, though
Kruubi: i...i mean couchy is pretty...well you know
Kai: yeah
Kai: well off
-end-

I hope you're not all dead.
I wouldn't be surprised.
At all...