My day...
Well it's finally time for a TRUE update on my journal! :) I thought I would write about my adventures today with my horrible neck cramp. It all started yesterday when I was randomly at my computer and my neck got smitten by some un-natural force and got a cramp. I tried to take a bath to make it go away but my head ended up getting stuck underwater and I almost drowned. I also sneezed, which twisted my neck and made me scream while I was on the phone. Then I had to wear a dumb wooly neckbrace thing so I was like damnit and after much pain I went to sleep.
When I woke up I had TWO cramped muscles and my head was stuck facing all the way and to the right. I looked exactly like Igor, Frankenstein's little henchman (i.e. Yessss my master, I will do as you command my massster!). So I walk around school in the morning facing to the right like an idiot, and I had to have someone walk on my right side to look halfway normal.
Then in discrete math I had to switch seats and sit in the back, which means that I was stuck facing the back corner like a punished little kid. But oh well, not like we did anything anyway, I tried to sleep :). So in homeport my neck gets progressively worse and I decide to go see Bianca to walk around school. In her infinite humor she decides to nickname it Rosemary after certain tennis players from last year (cough) that were also a pain in my neck. So Bianca spends the whole day asking me if Rosemary's ok and if I want to talka bout Rosemary and then calls me "widdle baby Yoann" and...yeah.
In bio Mr. Garcia actually notices soemthing's wrong when I look like a demented monkey and talks to me about my cramp. Meanwhile Sandhya's writing random stuff on my elbow cause I can't turn my head towards her to make her stop. Damniiit woman! :)
Finally I got to Haun, where nothing really happens, and then to lunch. At lunch I accidentally twisted my neck the other way, and it really REALLY hurt and didn't even get fixed.
When we go back to Haun she decides to leave and Mrs. Howitt is our replacement. My neck hurt so much I called my mom to give me painkillers. She comes to school like 5 minutes later and comes to the doorway. Then instead of saying "come here Yoann" in French, like usual, she's like "I have Yoann's MEDICATION" to Mrs. Howitt who looks at me weird. The rest of the class also look at me weird, since my twisted head makes me look like I'm trying to look away and I go out of class. Not to mention that when Kathy asked me if anything was wrong I was like "nothing!" really fast and furtively. And then I took four painkillers instead of two and my mom's like "NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOANN?!?!" But meh...it didn't even help.
In enviro we had to do a lab, and Kati massaged my neck and kinda fixed it for like a second...Then I went to the bathroom because Jordan was trying to convince me that a lrage and venomous spider had bitten my neck and was slowly paralyzing me. Inside, I saw Mr. Zawodny at the urinal (instead of my usual akward bathroom meetings/chats with Mr. Garcia) and he starts talking to me about my neck. "So skipper, been doing some*vigorous exercise, huh? *insert wink*" The last thing I want is a man winkig at me while he is peeing!!!! Especially Mr. Zawodny...but then he got all concerned about it. I left though cause last time I had a bodily problem he said he's pour acid on it...and actually did...
Anyhow then I went home and to my Dartmouth interview, where I forgot to take off the stuff Sandhya wrote on me! Ahhhh...he was prolly reading it off my armmm. But besides that it went well, except when I accidentlly called some politician (Jesse Jackson) Jesse James and the guy's like "the criminal from the 1950s?" and I think ahhhhh why woman, WHY?!?...
Ah well, that's all for this entry, I'll *prolly* update one day in the future ;).
When I woke up I had TWO cramped muscles and my head was stuck facing all the way and to the right. I looked exactly like Igor, Frankenstein's little henchman (i.e. Yessss my master, I will do as you command my massster!). So I walk around school in the morning facing to the right like an idiot, and I had to have someone walk on my right side to look halfway normal.
Then in discrete math I had to switch seats and sit in the back, which means that I was stuck facing the back corner like a punished little kid. But oh well, not like we did anything anyway, I tried to sleep :). So in homeport my neck gets progressively worse and I decide to go see Bianca to walk around school. In her infinite humor she decides to nickname it Rosemary after certain tennis players from last year (cough) that were also a pain in my neck. So Bianca spends the whole day asking me if Rosemary's ok and if I want to talka bout Rosemary and then calls me "widdle baby Yoann" and...yeah.
In bio Mr. Garcia actually notices soemthing's wrong when I look like a demented monkey and talks to me about my cramp. Meanwhile Sandhya's writing random stuff on my elbow cause I can't turn my head towards her to make her stop. Damniiit woman! :)
Finally I got to Haun, where nothing really happens, and then to lunch. At lunch I accidentally twisted my neck the other way, and it really REALLY hurt and didn't even get fixed.
When we go back to Haun she decides to leave and Mrs. Howitt is our replacement. My neck hurt so much I called my mom to give me painkillers. She comes to school like 5 minutes later and comes to the doorway. Then instead of saying "come here Yoann" in French, like usual, she's like "I have Yoann's MEDICATION" to Mrs. Howitt who looks at me weird. The rest of the class also look at me weird, since my twisted head makes me look like I'm trying to look away and I go out of class. Not to mention that when Kathy asked me if anything was wrong I was like "nothing!" really fast and furtively. And then I took four painkillers instead of two and my mom's like "NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOANN?!?!" But meh...it didn't even help.
In enviro we had to do a lab, and Kati massaged my neck and kinda fixed it for like a second...Then I went to the bathroom because Jordan was trying to convince me that a lrage and venomous spider had bitten my neck and was slowly paralyzing me. Inside, I saw Mr. Zawodny at the urinal (instead of my usual akward bathroom meetings/chats with Mr. Garcia) and he starts talking to me about my neck. "So skipper, been doing some*vigorous exercise, huh? *insert wink*" The last thing I want is a man winkig at me while he is peeing!!!! Especially Mr. Zawodny...but then he got all concerned about it. I left though cause last time I had a bodily problem he said he's pour acid on it...and actually did...
Anyhow then I went home and to my Dartmouth interview, where I forgot to take off the stuff Sandhya wrote on me! Ahhhh...he was prolly reading it off my armmm. But besides that it went well, except when I accidentlly called some politician (Jesse Jackson) Jesse James and the guy's like "the criminal from the 1950s?" and I think ahhhhh why woman, WHY?!?...
Ah well, that's all for this entry, I'll *prolly* update one day in the future ;).