Convo with God
Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Devon
God:
It's good to see you, Devon.
Me:
So...yeah...
God:
I hear you. Are you really a ""?
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
...I dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
Oh...well, that's good to know, I guess.
God:
Dude! Interesting. Hmm, are you serious?
Me:
Lawl! No, I'm a jackrabbit.
God stopped talking to me after that. :( I guess he doesn't like jackrabbits.
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